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Original post by Eva.Gregoria

Weird? Yes.

Funny? No.

Random. Yes.

You pass :yy:

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I think I find it funny 'cos "nosh" is a term of food, so it sounds funny when used to describe the stimulation of a male's genitals. Wow, that sentence makes me sound like a *****
I can't sleep because its too hot. And I can't open the windows because I'll be attacked by mosquito's. :argh:
Original post by Yazooo
I can't sleep because its too hot. And I can't open the windows because I'll be attacked by mosquito's. :argh:


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Original post by Mubariz
Okay, just think. You too silly otherwise :tongue:

Sad innit. Build up that stamina with HIIT


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I think usually. And I have no ******* clue what "HIIT" is bruh.
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Original post by Twinport53

I don't wanna suffer though, why won't you just love me :frown:

Pffffft he couldn't fight off a cold :rolleyes:

The contract you fail to uphold :unimpressed:

Bubblegum :colone:


But how can you know pleasure if you've never experienced suffering? :redface: #deep****

Why you're hiding behind him then, I have no idea :no:

Please point me to what I've failed to uphold, client 53 :colonhash:

Let me guess, I'll be expected to blow bubbles too? :sexface:

Original post by Mubariz
I can't be mean :/

Unless somebody else is to me...

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You're the perfect asset then, they'll never suspect you :mmm:

Don't let me down :hmmm:

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Original post by Stinkum
I'm sitting alone in the corner of a dark room, window open, staring at the wall, listening to Black Sabbath. The nights are so incredibly depressing, soul-destroying and lonely.


Original post by Skratch My Itch
I think usually. And I have no ******* clue what "HIIT" is bruh.


High intensity interval training

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Original post by ironandbeer
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WHO WAS It?!?!?!

WHICH ONE OF YOU PEASANTS DID IT?!?!

IM NOT HAVING THIS **** IN THIS THREAD, WHICH IDIOT DID IT?!?!?!

COME ON THEN OWN UP, WHICH ****ER WAS IT?!?!?!?!

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Original post by ironandbeer
Well, annoyingly, I'm rather fond. I tried to do them a few favours here and there...warnings when the other human scum are about etc...now they're just having a full on drunk rave on a Saturday night/Sunday morn. It's my only place of privacy in the whole mansion here...until NOW.

Considering you apparently live in a mansion, surely you have your own room for privacy? Or you at a party? 'Cos I thought you mean the moths were partying by flying round the lights. ******* hell, I don't understand my thought process, holy ******* ****.
Original post by Mubariz


WHO WAS It?!?!?!

WHICH ONE OF YOU PEASANTS DID IT?!?!

IM NOT HAVING THIS **** IN THIS THREAD, WHICH IDIOT DID IT?!?!?!

COME ON THEN OWN UP, WHICH ****ER WAS IT?!?!?!?!

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Well quite.
Original post by Skratch My Itch
Considering you apparently live in a mansion, surely you have your own room for privacy? Or you at a party? 'Cos I thought you mean the moths were partying by flying round the lights. ******* hell, I don't understand my thought process, holy ******* ****.


I wish to scratch my itch but there is a moth in the intersection.
Original post by Eva.Gregoria

You're the perfect asset then, they'll never suspect you :mmm:

Don't let me down :hmmm:

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I think she saw our intentions:dontknow:

But we'll convert them anyway

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Original post by Mubariz
High intensity interval training

Google

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That sounds so horrific, that I don't wanna look it up. I hate exercise haha.
Original post by Mubariz
Man knows what it means fam, don't be stepping to man like that I will level you lickle bludclaat.

I'm also from Afghanistan :top:

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lol don't 'man' me, i got a couple yg's willing to shank up ppl no longting.

oh say nuttin lol afg mandem strong out here cuz u get me.
Original post by ironandbeer
Well quite.


I now right. The nerve of some people :angry:

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Original post by ironandbeer
I wish to scratch my itch but there is a moth in the intersection.

I'm gunna assume that I'm interpreting that to be more suggestive than it was meant to be haha.
Original post by Skratch My Itch
That sounds so horrific, that I don't wanna look it up. I hate exercise haha.


Its alright. Good cardio.

Just do it.

#nike

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Original post by Mubariz
I now right. The nerve of some people :angry:

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It was you wasn't it
Original post by ironandbeer
It was you wasn't it


What was the value of it? That might help you.

And no it wasn't, I'm on the app so I can't rep

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Original post by Eva.Gregoria
But how can you know pleasure if you've never experienced suffering? :redface: #deep****

Why you're hiding behind him then, I have no idea :no:

Please point me to what I've failed to uphold, client 53 :colonhash:

Let me guess, I'll be expected to blow bubbles too? :sexface:


Are you Kairos in disguise Eva? :confused:

Am not hiding though :mad: Il kick your ass girl :angry:

What do you mean client 53 :unimpressed:

Might be hard with your mouth full :colone:

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