Men are heavily oppressed throughout the whole of Western society, especially when it comes to dating. Why, just the other day I was charming a long-time female friend of mine with my refined conversation techniques. I had known this girl for years, and when I finally confessed my love she said she wanted to be 'just friends'. Then I found out that she had a boyfriend; the typical brawn and no brains type, clearly inferior to me. But she wanted him anyway! Clearly Western society has created a world where men must compete like dogs for the affections of women, where only the strong muscular types have any chance of reproducing.