Guy makes spreadsheet with wife's ''no sex tonight'' excuses

StevieA

Young TSR males, this is you in 15 years if you decide to get married so you better choose wisely.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2014/jul/22/wife-sex-not-tonight-spreadsheet-lays-bare-reddit

Reply 1

fnatic NateDestiel

18

"I'm still a bit tender from yesterday"

Whatever that means :rolleyes:

guy got laid days 7 and 21 more than any mod got :yep:

(edited 9 years ago)

Reply 2

Pedd

10

Damn. When your marriage reaches that level of sexual depression, either work on it of GTFO.

That being said, not sure that the logistical approach would have helped things. :K:

(edited 9 years ago)

Reply 3

vee_wuvshugs

13

I swear I will never be a wife like that? Was she cheating on him?

Reply 4

Kåte

1

Spreadsheets eh? He sounds like a barrel of laughs. No wonder his wife is all over him.

Reply 5

The vampire

3

I would never be like this. If I didn't want sex, I'd explain why instead of making crap excuses. It's unfair on the husband imo, he probably feels unloved or as though he's doing something wrong. Though his approach of asking everyday is probably pushing her further away, it should be more spontaneous and effort should be made earlier on in the day. That said, full sex isn't everything and there's still other ways of showing affection which don't require effort. And why not compromise, you can't be too tired to give oral? :rolleyes:

Tragic.

Poor formatting.... :teehee:

Reply 8

holmes221

18

While she was denying him, she was opening her legs to other men. The more I see things like this the more unnatural marriage seems

Reply 9

DiddyDec01

3

What an inspiration, this is one of the best things I have seen in a long time.

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Reply 10

StevieA

OP

Original post by The vampire

I would never be like this. If I didn't want sex, I'd explain why instead of making crap excuses. It's unfair on the husband imo, he probably feels unloved or as though he's doing something wrong. Though his approach of asking everyday is probably pushing her further away, it should be more spontaneous and effort should be made earlier on in the day. That said, full sex isn't everything and there's still other ways of showing affection which don't require effort. And why not compromise, you can't be too tired to give oral? :rolleyes:

No. You can't speak for a man since you don't have a male brain and 20 times the testosterone. Having said that, both sexes make assumptions that sex is the same for men and women (psychologically and physically) and that's what causes a lot of the issues.

(edited 9 years ago)

Reply 11

Ndella

18

Damn, if I were a guy I'd dump her. She comes across as cold and unloving to her husband. Alright, not everyone has a high sec drive but seriously, those excuses are pretty telling.

Reply 12

Changing Skies

22

"No", well at least she didn't come up with a silly excuse that day :lol:

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Reply 13

Solid.Snake

12

I can't help but pity the poor man

Reply 14

Tyrion_Lannister

19

Original post by StevieA

No. You can't speak for a man since you don't have a male brain and 20 times the testosterone. Having said that, both sexes make assumptions that sex is the same for men and women (psychologically and physically) and that's what causes a lot of the issues.

What? Women can enjoy sex just as much

Reply 15

xDave-

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Original post by Kåte

Spreadsheets eh? He sounds like a barrel of laughs. No wonder his wife is all over him.

She married that "barrel of laughs".

Reply 16

The vampire

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Original post by StevieA

No. You can't speak for a man since you don't have a male brain and 20 times the testosterone. Having said that, both sexes make assumptions that sex is the same for men and women (psychologically and physically) and that's what causes a lot of the issues.

It's down to preference. :dontknow:

Reply 17

Mick.w

18

Legend

sounds like shes banging someone at the "gym"

Reply 18

AnharM

21

Original post by vee_wuvshugs

I swear I will never be a wife like that? Was she cheating on him?

According to older, more experienced couples, having sex 3 times in a month seems like a normal thing? :s
I thought having sex 3 times a week was average for a couple! I'll be so pissed off