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Original post by ApeMob
Honey did you launch to Mars during Sex ED? It's called ejaculation, when someone "finishes" they release eggs for reproduction. It's nature. Well in a porn (that I did NOT SEE thank you very much!!! lmao) they make use that to make an omelette. Jesus Christ make me spell it the frig out lol


I had no sex ED lol, all I know I learnt from the interwebz :lol:

Erm, people use sperm to make omelettes???? :eek: and eggs are different to sperm :laugh:

Original post by The vampire
hi everyone


I'm just trying to wonder who your dupe is...

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The only way to make an omelette. -,- Eggs means sperm, foo. Don't hurt yourself rolling around like that. Not that you've ever released anything but hot air.
Original post by ApeMob

-,-
But in common terms sperm is called kids or eggs, don't play wit me booooyyyy.


I'm still laughing.

I don't feel like playing.
Original post by Eva.Gregoria
I had no sex ED lol, all I know I learnt from the interwebz :lol:

Erm, people use sperm to make omelettes???? :eek: and eggs are different to sperm :laugh:



I'm just trying to wonder who your dupe is...

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EGGS IS SLANG FOR SPERM!!

Now that we've got that out the way, oh look who knows a little somethin somethin about sex :sexface: And no sex ed, where did you go to school, Hagrid's Hut? :tongue:
I didn't direct nor star in the porn. Normally you use chicken eggs to make an omelet. In that porn they used semen -,- you guys just want details. :teehee:
Original post by ApeMob
The only way to make an omelette. -,- Eggs means sperm, foo. Don't hurt yourself rolling around like that. Not that you've ever released anything but hot air.


Apparently no one here agrees with your slang :rolleyes: and lay off me :hand:

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Original post by ApeMob
Honey did you launch to Mars during Sex ED? It's called ejaculation, when someone "finishes" they release eggs for reproduction. It's nature. Well in a porn (that I did NOT SEE thank you very much!!! lmao) they make use that to make an omelette. Jesus Christ make me spell it the frig out lol


You're close to entering a dangerous territory there:sexface:
Original post by Arieisit
Apparently no one here agrees with your slang :rolleyes: and lay off me :hand:

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It's not my slang. You pick up on slang, it's a common term. And I never was on you :rolleyes:

And what're you gonna do if I don't.
Original post by Eva.Gregoria
I had no sex ED lol, all I know I learnt from the interwebz :lol:

Erm, people use sperm to make omelettes???? :eek: and eggs are different to sperm :laugh:



I'm just trying to wonder who your dupe is...

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So all that talk about inner beast was all talk? :rolleyes:
Original post by ApeMob
EGGS IS SLANG FOR SPERM!!

Now that we've got that out the way, oh look who knows a little somethin somethin about sex :sexface: And no sex ed, where did you go to school, Hagrid's Hut? :tongue:


REALLY? WHEN HAVE PEOPLE EVER CALLED SPERM EGGS?!

I know everything about sex, the internet is the very best teacher :innocent: can't remember but I think mum pulled me put of those lessons :dontknow:

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Original post by ApeMob
It's not my slang. You pick up on slang, it's a common term. And I never was on you :rolleyes:

And what're you gonna do if I don't.


:facepalm:

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:colone: I won't recommend to you trying to find the porn...

I quite like the idea of shooting out eggs:sexface:
Original post by Eva.Gregoria
REALLY? WHEN HAVE PEOPLE EVER CALLED SPERM EGGS?!

I know everything about sex, the internet is the very best teacher :innocent: can't remember but I think mum pulled me put of those lessons :dontknow:

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I am Native American and live in abig city for Uni & hang around black people now. That's where I picked up on it. Apparently, you can make a word mean anything!
Original post by LostGear
I quite like the idea of shooting out eggs:sexface:


Lol, how would that work?
Original post by LostGear
I quite like the idea of shooting out eggs:sexface:


Dirty scum :rolleyes:

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Original post by LostGear
I quite like the idea of shooting out eggs:sexface:


I would hope so?

Omelette, anyone?



:rofl:


Sexually frustrated ":rolleyes:"

Original post by ApeMob
you can make a word mean anything!


So, Red can mean: I'm a cat lover who lives in the Atlantic ocean besides beautiful goats who roam the arctic land freely.

No offense. Just using logic.

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