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Original post by Makaveli_The_Don
bruv half these chicks DM me their digits without hesitation then i spend my day giving them dawah on whatsapp xx


Looool ohhh myyy


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Original post by Biryani007
I swear you guys are all so messed up! :lol:


Escape now! Before you suffer any further permanent damage to your brain:lol:
Original post by Kabulkid
mashaAllah brother, i was gunna tell them the same thing... didn't have the courage tho. so much hoejabis nowdays.

rooofl my guy

ngl funniest **** i've heard in ages



Original post by Secretnerd123
Looool ohhh myyy


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its not easy being this jokes yo
Original post by Makaveli_The_Don
bruv half these chicks DM me their digits without hesitation then i spend my day giving them dawah on whatsapp xx


Gotta be done G, bare hoejabi girls wanting the D.
Original post by TSA
Gotta be done G, bare hoejabi girls wanting the D.


too many tbh, the ones on TSR are the worst... so thirsty.
Original post by Kabulkid
too many tbh, the ones on TSR are the worst... so thirsty.


Truss. Preaching in one thread, flirting in another.
Original post by TSA
Truss. Preaching in one thread, flirting in another.


i swear they give muslim girls a bad name.... imagine if their parents saw some of their posts astagfirullah. :frown:
Original post by Kabulkid
i swear they give muslim girls a bad name.... imagine if their parents saw some of their posts astagfirullah. :frown:


Wearing hijabs and wearing more make up than Nicki Minaj. It's the end of times brother.
Original post by Makaveli_The_Don
its not easy being this jokes yo


You remind me of Abdulkarim (youve probs seen his posts) He talks like a chav sometimes. Too funny


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Original post by Kabulkid
i swear they give muslim girls a bad name.... imagine if their parents saw some of their posts astagfirullah. :frown:


Like who? :K:


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Original post by Secretnerd123
You remind me of Abdulkarim (youve probs seen his posts) He talks like a chav sometimes. Too funny


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na i havent cos i left tsr for years n just come back like 2 days ago cos i heard about u xx
Original post by Makaveli_The_Don
na i havent cos i left tsr for years n just come back like 2 days ago cos i heard about u xx


It's like a Bollywood love story.
Original post by Makaveli_The_Don
na i havent cos i left tsr for years n just come back like 2 days ago cos i heard about u xx


How old are you?


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Original post by LostGear
Escape now! Before you suffer any further permanent damage to your brain:lol:


Ahha I'm out of here! Reading all of this makes me feel stupid :lol:
Original post by Secretnerd123
How old are you?


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Are you wondering if he's of appropriate marrying age? You need a Wali first slow down.
Original post by TSA
Wearing hijabs and wearing more make up than Nicki Minaj. It's the end of times brother.

this is why im gunna go back to the motherland to find my wife.
Original post by Secretnerd123

i aint no snake.....snitches get stitches.
Original post by Makaveli_The_Don
na i havent cos i left tsr for years n just come back like 2 days ago cos i heard about u xx

mad game
Original post by Biryani007
Ahha I'm out of here! Reading all of this makes me feel stupid :lol:


u know u love it here...
Original post by TSA
Are you wondering if he's of appropriate marrying age? You need a Wali first slow down.


Lol how did you know? You iz psychic :eek:


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Original post by Secretnerd123
You remind me of Abdulkarim (youve probs seen his posts) He talks like a chav sometimes. Too funny


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I'd rather he speak like that if thats how he really speaks than be fake and talk all proper. We all know how some ethnic people get when they around white people trying to act and talk in a certain way, but when they out with their other ethnic friends it's completely different. Or how them fish and chips Somalis answer the phone with 'that' voice and you look at them like :eyeball:
Original post by HeavyTeddy
I'd rather he speak like that if thats how he really speaks than be fake and talk all proper. We all know how some ethnic people get when they around white people trying to act and talk in a certain way, but when they out with their other ethnic friends it's completely different. Or how them fish and chips Somalis answer the phone with 'that' voice and you look at them like :eyeball:


lool thats funny, u somalian g?

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