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Original post by rivertosea
Have you ever been bullied by young girls in your lessons ?


Yes, Year 8 girls with their pack mentality...
If I needed to go to the toilet, would you let me?
Do you have favourites?

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Original post by 8472
Are GCSEs important?


They're more important for the school than they are for the students generally.

Original post by fnatic NateDestiel
Has a kid in your class ever wrote a story about his family hunting a werewolf?


No.

Original post by Serena20
Are there any students you dread teaching?


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Yes, several. I tend to find the girls are worse than the boys as it's always more personal. Boys are just silly on the whole but not malicious.
Original post by Autistic Merit
They're more important for the school than they are for the students generally.



No.



Yes, several. I tend to find the girls are worse than the boys as it's always more personal. Boys are just silly on the whole but not malicious.


Have you ever taught anyone that got in Ivies+Stanford+MIT?

Also what are the best academics a student you taught has achieved.

Also have you ever heard the line, "If you were a piece of homework I'd do you on the table"-not sure what that means :?
How do you deal with unruly kids?
Original post by anonymouspie227
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Would you ever date one of your students if they tried to make a move?

Absolutely not.

What do you think of teacher student relationships?

They're creepy at best.

Why do you think people express the view that they don't like you being near children on here?

I am concerned about the well-being of children as much as anyone else. To be honest, people are trying to create a drama when it isn't there.

What made you decide to teach ?
I had an inspiring teacher at school. I realised it was the best way to apply my skills and my work ethic is, without meaning to be arrogant, quite exceptional.
Original post by The vampire
If I needed to go to the toilet, would you let me?


Not if you've just come from break. You had 20 minutes to go to the toilet. Now write the title and date for heaven's sake.

Original post by MissB26
Do you have favourites?

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No, not really. Children are too variable - one day they're an angel, and the next they're a terror. Even the good kids are too variable.

Original post by LostGear
How do you deal with unruly kids?


Put them in another classroom.
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do you think some of the students attractive?

you must do
Original post by Autistic Merit


Yes, several. I tend to find the girls are worse than the boys as it's always more personal. Boys are just silly on the whole but not malicious.


I don't find that surprising, the girls in my year often say bad things about male teachers. There was what looked like a glue stain on our Geography teacher's carpet and all of a sudden he was a chronic masturbator in his spare time!
Original post by Doob
do you think some of the students attractive?

you must do


Teachers are professionals
Original post by Jubz1
How do you get on with your students?


Okay. I don't get on that well with some.

Original post by hey_its_me
Was teaching what you expected it to be?

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It's tougher than I thought it would be.

Original post by The vampire
What would you do if I didn't do my homework? :teehee:


Detention if it's 2 missed in a row.

Original post by Jordanap
Do you have favourites? Which are your favourites? I've found it's usually the loud pretty girls


Why would it be them?

Original post by TSR Mustafa
Do you enjoy teaching?


Yeah it's good-ish

Original post by blue n white army
why you strike so much


I've never struck (is that the past tense for strike?)
Original post by Autistic Merit
Not if you've just come from break. You had 20 minutes to go to the toilet. Now write the title and date for heaven's sake.


Does it give you thrills being able to dictate when someone can have a piss?

edit: I've hit a cord with the masses here. :tongue:

edit2: I've hit the rep glory hole :biggrin:
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Original post by Serena20
I don't find that surprising, the girls in my year often say bad things about male teachers. There was what looked like a glue stain on our Geography teacher's carpet and all of a sudden he was a chronic masturbator in his spare time!


I lol'ed

Tbf I'd think the same!
Original post by Autistic Merit
Not if you've just come from break. You had 20 minutes to go to the toilet. Now write the title and date for heaven's sake.



I'd just up and leave. Make me. :biggrin:
Original post by Autistic Merit
This is a first. :angry:


What subject? :smile: How did you get into teaching, what was your process.

I want to become a teacher when I'm older so would love to ask some questions :smile:
Original post by Doob
do you think some of the students attractive?

you must do


No.

Original post by Serena20
I don't find that surprising, the girls in my year often say bad things about male teachers. There was what looked like a glue stain on our Geography teacher's carpet and all of a sudden he was a chronic masturbator in his spare time!


Girls can be incredibly nasty and their mums can often be worse! Parent's evenings can be awful for the teacher!

I've had nasty rumours spread about me (I won't go into any detail as I'm paranoid that some of my students have TSR). They also try to use their period as an excuse to go to the toilet all the time - I'm sorry but you can't all be on your period at the same time and I swear you were all on it 10 days ago!!
Original post by ChaoticButterfly
Does it give you thrills being able to dictate when someone can have a piss?


Exactly, I used to say to my teachers, do you want me to piss here or in the toilet. They'd let me go. I never needed to go. :tongue:
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Original post by cdude
Do you ever feel guilty that some of the material you are teaching will never be useful for the students future?


The curriculum is what it is. I imagine teachers of most subjects have that issue. In maths, there is a lot of stuff not directly relevant. I don't dwell on it though.

Original post by The vampire
Can I bite you?


If you want...

Original post by ur1cheeky
AM my man its been a long time and I don't have a long time


Are you ok?
Original post by The vampire
I'd just up and leave. Make me. :biggrin:






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