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I'm tired but can't get to sleep because of a festival event that is happening somewhere in my town. I'm so glad I don't have to be up in the morning.
Original post by KairosEden
You're too young to have a black liver. By the time I'm 50, I expect my liver to be as black as my heart.


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Aren't you the same age as me?
Original post by AR_95
Is eastenders on


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Simran and study is the same person...duff duff
:rofl:
Original post by Eva.Gregoria
I still have nightmares about the film :frown:

This girl right here nearly lost an arm in the process, I'm also sending you the hospital bill :smile: aint got time to wait on the nhs :no:



Soo many opportunities, man...its like you don't even want to talk :hmmm:



Is it wrong to want a little fairness? If it is, then I don't wanna be right :redface:

Eww. Why don't we just order sone pizza instead :tongue:



Well I don't really know any unis in Saudi Arabia tbh but if you mispelt UEA as UAE, everyone does it don't worry :tongue:

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No I meant university of UAE I'm sure

How do you plan on getting there, camel?


(Not srs)


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Original post by The vampire
Simran and study is the same person...duff duff
:rofl:


Simran is Baitly a troll but I don't know what your talking about :smile:


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Original post by ozzie2
Aren't you the same age as me?


16.

Mentally 5.




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Original post by KairosEden


We are all mentally 5


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Original post by toonervoustotalk


Never.




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Original post by AR_95
We are all mentally 5


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You haven't spent a day with me.


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Only blokes.
Original post by KairosEden
You haven't spent a day with me.


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But mum said if I'm on my best behaviour she will take me to macdonalds


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Original post by Eva.Gregoria
I still have nightmares about the film :frown:

This girl right here nearly lost an arm in the process, I'm also sending you the hospital bill :smile: aint got time to wait on the nhs :no:


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I am scared my house is gonna be taken by a tornado, but then I remember I live in the UK and the worst thing that happens here is a little snow (well specifically where I live - we don't get flooding :smile: )
Can I pay in tango? It's a good currency

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Cool beans sir, I salute you *salutes*
Original post by Twinport53
Only blokes.


Alcohol and sex.

All I need is some dopamine and serotonin. The alcohol is to suppress the forebrain.


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Original post by ozzie2
Cool beans sir, I salute you *salutes*


I give firm handshakes. Maintain class.


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Original post by Eva.Gregoria
Soo many opportunities, man...its like you don't even want to talk :hmmm:

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They were the kind of girls that wanted money 4 their services. My Mum gave me a look which said if you ever decide to make out with one of these people you would be back in your home country faster than usain bolt.

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Original post by AR_95
But mum said if I'm on my best behaviour she will take me to macdonalds


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Why can't she take you to GNC so you can get jacked? :frown:


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Original post by KairosEden
Why can't she take you to GNC so you can get jacked? :frown:


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DAS not it mane


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Original post by AR_95
DAS not it mane


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Jon Skywalker.

DAS it mane.


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Original post by KairosEden
I give firm handshakes. Maintain class.


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Can't do them feeble handshakes, gotta be firm as ****
Off to bed :goodnight:

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