Someone stole my milk at a takeaway, ask me anything.

Milk is disgusting though. Whoever it was did you a favour

And when i left the takeaway after i ate i caught a glimpse of the guy sitting with his alcoholicmates. I approched him and confronted him.

You ate your food in the takeaway? Did they not look at you like you were mad?

it was cravendale!

milk is for babies, beer is for real men

Hmmmm liver damage or strong bones which do i choose?

I guess he was a serious milk lover

You could say the feelings were mootual

it's an Arnold Schwarzenegger quote, if you didn't know.

Ahhhhhhh *rubs eyes* the puns will never end.

Can I bite you?

You can't lie... They're very amoosing

Odd question but yes.

Someone used to steal my milk from the shared fridge at college. So to the next bottle I added some laxative (obtained from a pharmacy student) and so I was able to find out who had been stealing it. He was the guy who explosively schat himself in the bar a few seconds after he said he felt a really good fart coming on....