Nobody from the UK likes the UK.
What makes you so special?
The people? Have you met them all? There's
64.1 million people in the UK. What don't you like about the
64.1 million people you met?
Are you anti-social?
The food?
Are you aware that you don't have to eat at fish and chip shops every single day?
Can you cook your own food or are you 'culinaryly challenged'?
Are you aware that there are other fastfood shops other than chippies, right?
Do you know cooking your own food is healthier than eating at takeaways?
The culture?
Are you aware Britain is multicultural, you can move around and see some Italian, some Chinese and some whatever else? If you want culture go on vacation, can you afford a vacation?
The weather?
Are you aware of what an umbrella is?
Here is a wiki article on umbrellas:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umbrella