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Original post by Twinport53
Hmmm well thanks I suppose :rolleyes: When I am dead clever and superior il give you a job one day if your lucky :cool:



Yup and then Eva got up early and started abusing me with nasty words til I went to sleep :frown: Bad times :frown:

U WOT M8?


Aww, I'll teach her if she does it again.

Once, on the coach to gyhll head, my friend had a banana and then went to sleep, then he woke up and vomited all over my trouser leg it was nasty and smelt bad and the coach windows were only in the front so it smelt through the whole journey.

Since the I don't eat bananas often

Original post by Andy98


I thought being homeless would get me a supermodel


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Original post by Sophsha
Have you been on Umrah yet?


I haven't no.

I don't really plan on doing it tbh, I'll do hajj when it's financially feasible

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Original post by Twinport53
Hmmm well thanks I suppose :rolleyes: When I am dead clever and superior il give you a job one day if your lucky :cool:


More like when you fail again and I'll be a CEO of a business in a skyscraper I will hire you to be my cleaner
Original post by Mubariz
I thought being homeless would get me a supermodel


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Nahh supermodels are heartless and in it for the money
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Original post by lilypear
More like when you fail again and I'll be a CEO of a business in a skyscraper I will hire you to be my cleaner


Shots fired

PEW PEW


Don't worry Danny, I'll buy that business and make her a cleaner and you the CEO

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Rah, that was short. Nighty night. Gotta be up tomorrow early.


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Original post by KairosEden
Rah, that was short. Nighty night. Gotta be up tomorrow early.


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Night lightweight :tongue:

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Original post by Mubariz
Shots fired

PEW PEW


Don't worry Danny, I'll buy that business and make her a cleaner and you the CEO

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Damn middle easterns always out beating me
Original post by KairosEden
Rah, that was short. Nighty night. Gotta be up tomorrow early.


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Night

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Original post by lilypear
Damn middle easterns always out beating me


I'm not middle eastern.

For that you'll clean the toilets :tongue:

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Original post by Mubariz
I'm not middle eastern.

For that you'll clean the toilets :tongue:

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What are you then fam
Original post by lilypear
What are you then fam


I'm Afghan.

So not really close to the middle east

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Original post by Mubariz
Aww, I'll teach her if she does it again.

Once, on the coach to gyhll head, my friend had a banana and then went to sleep, then he woke up and vomited all over my trouser leg it was nasty and smelt bad and the coach windows were only in the front so it smelt through the whole journey.

Since the I don't eat bananas often


Just because he was sick with bananas on you doesnt mean they aren't tastey :biggrin:

Original post by lilypear
More like when you fail again and I'll be a CEO of a business in a skyscraper I will hire you to be my cleaner


I ain't being your cleaner biatch :mad:

Original post by Mubariz
Don't worry Danny, I'll buy that business and make her a cleaner and you the CEO

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Na, I won't even employ here to clean, she can live on the streets for all I care :rolleyes:

Original post by KairosEden
Rah, that was short. Nighty night. Gotta be up tomorrow early.
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LOVE YOU <3 x
Why are my strawberries the size of apples? :confused:

Are they radioacitve? Pound coin for scale doe...

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Original post by Twinport53
Just because he was sick with bananas on you doesnt mean they aren't tastey :biggrin:



I ain't being your cleaner biatch :mad:



Na, I won't even employ here to clean, she can live on the streets for all I care :rolleyes:



LOVE YOU <3 x


But it smelt so bad and it looked nasty. So I don't eat them much anymore.

I'm calling the shots round here, I gave to give her a job otherwise I might be sued

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Original post by Twinport53
Why are my strawberries the size of apples? :confused:

Are they radioacitve? Pound coin for scale doe...



Is the pound coin also a massive one. Cos the strawberries don't look big in comparison

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Original post by Mubariz
But it smelt so bad and it looked nasty. So I don't eat them much anymore.

I'm calling the shots round here, I gave to give her a job otherwise I might be sued

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Thats because banana and stomach acid aren't meant to be appealing :tongue:

She can't sue you, man up Mubz!
Original post by Twinport53
Yup and then Eva got up early and started abusing me with nasty words til I went to sleep :frown: Bad times :frown:

U WOT M8?

Extra pics cost you more babes :biggrin:

Why were you up til 6am :confused:


When did I abuse you? :confused:

I don't like bananas too :dontknow:

Aww you think I'm paying for this :adorable:

Few arguments here and there on tsr and the heat in my room being unbearable :frown:

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Original post by Mubariz
Is the pound coin also a massive one. Cos the strawberries don't look big in comparison

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Normal strawberry along side the strawberry mutant?
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Original post by Twinport53
Thats because banana and stomach acid aren't meant to be appealing :tongue:

She can't sue you, man up Mubz!


Well yeah but it's not nice. You try and live with bits of banana stuck to your leg for 2/3 hours in the humid sun.

Well usually if you fire somebody they do sue and could win, plus I don't want to make her homeless.

For that comment you are also a cleaner.

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