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Funniest thing to ever happen at school?

I was 6 years old and someone pooped on the floor. No-one knew who it was and it was lying there idly in the middle of the room. Then the teacher accused the troublemaker of our class of doing it and she made him clean it up.

And no I didn't do the poop.

2ND STORY:

One time in the sex education class - I would usually wag these lessons, but that's a different story...

The teacher left a box in front of the class, to put questions in.

I put 100+ bits of paper, saying that "Mr X is gay" - and he read two of them out. Whole class erupted in laughter - one of those days I will never forget :biggrin:

I did this because the teacher was homophobic and a bully, bad - ass right :biggrin:

Your stories plz.

(edited 9 years ago)

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Reply 1

Dilzo999

Da***? Year 6 is a bit too late to be doing sh*t like that.

Reply 2

fnatic NateDestiel

Original post by Dilzo999

Da***? Year 6 is a bit too late to be doing sh*t like that.

I said I was 6 lmao, in the OP...

Reply 3

Dilzo999

Original post by fnatic NateDestiel

I said I was 6 lmao, in the OP...

Oh **** I can't read XD.

Reply 4

fnatic NateDestiel

Original post by Dilzo999

Oh **** I can't read XD.

It happens to the best of us my friend. It is late after all

Reply 5

username1039383

I told a boy in my class in year 9 (who almost everyone in the year was scared of) that he needed some tictac for his dragon breath

I was a reckless one I was :daydreaming:

Reply 6

Technetium

- It was a hot Summer afternoon so my best-friend and I decided to sit on the grass at lunchtime little did she know that a worm had crawled into her blazer pocket. When we went to our 5th period lesson she reached into her pocket to get out a pen and instead pulled out a worm. She screamed the whole place down. :lol:

- One music lesson a boy in my class used the classroom phone to call the fire brigade (the teacher didn't notice because our class was always out of control) and they showed up yet there was no fire... that boy got in so much trouble. :rolleyes:

Reply 7

Tai Ga

There was a fight, and I pulled a girls weave out :colonhash:

Reply 8

Rum Ham

During one of our primary school xmas plays, we had to do a dance on the stage while singing some xmas song and one boy got too carried away and danced off the edge of the stage and fell side first right into the big xmas tree and that toppled over and all you heard was him muffled singing in tune with the song "I'm fine!". Still laugh remembering that. I think we were in P5 or 6 when that happened.

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Reply 9

may348

- Live goats in the courtyard as a prank

- In sex ed we learned about condoms using a wooden replica...affectionally called "Woody."

Reply 10

LittleBookworm

- there was a girl who flipped a table in a lesson in secondary school
- there was the time the year group was put in detention in year 6 because we started a deadly conga line. Which grew to at least 200 kids before it was stopped
- i remember watching a fight between 2 girls at secondary school once and neither could fight it was hilarious because neither one was actually hitting the other

Reply 11

TaciturnPhantom

I was in Year 9 and my classmates and I were queuing up for lunch. Because the queue was so long and big, we were waiting for over half an hour so one of our classmates decides to dance about in the corridor we were waiting in to entertain us all. She pulls off the splits magnificently only we all hear an ear splitting "CRRRRRRRCK!" It turns out she managed to split her trousers at the back and everyone in the vicinity heard it all. :lol:

She ran off covering her arse with her hands. Her solution? Put her P.E shorts over her split trousers and continue dancing again. :lol:

Reply 12

LaughingKitsune

When I was in Year 7, one of our teachers got sacked for throwing a chair across the room, directly at the class bully! We'd hated that teacher anyway :P

And then there was another teacher that got sacked because he would spend the lesson telling us stories - there was even one about a voodoo doll!

Reply 13

MidnightDream

The funniest thing at school is my teachers toupee :rofl:

got a life of its own that one

Reply 14

Kåte

Someone slipped some Viagra in a guy's water bottle and he kept needing to leave English class "for a wee".

Someone's desk collapsed during a SAT exam and they went down with it face first.

Someone managed to leave a poo in another person's locker and the whole school had to have year group assemblies to find out who did it.

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Reply 15

andrew2209

We had to do presentations on religion in Year 8 in R.S, and one guy's list of religions was Christian, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, Foreign, Chinese, Other.

There's probably some more, but I can't remember them at the moment

Reply 16

Le Nombre

Viagra trick above.

Orchestrated a school wide campaign to get our mate elected head boy, a role for which he was hopelessly ill suited, including climbing the sprts hall and hanging a campaign banner off the roof (friend's parents ran a printing shop so it was pretty large).

He won and the school has now installed a policy of only having a vote from a staff approved shortlist.

Reply 17

8472

My best friend who was quite short had homework in RE to make a PowerPoint presentation. Our teacher was some old Italian who has dome everything. She was homeless..been kidnapped...divorced.. Ect.

So he went up and did it. It was about 3 slides long. So our teacher just said "well that was short, just like its creator.". No one knew what to say.

Reply 18

Ndella

So much **** considering I went to a girls' school.

2 of my friends decided to have a condom water balloon fight on the school roof at lunchtime, but the school librarian caught them and snitched to the head teacher. They had internal exclusion for a week.

For our leavers' video, us year 11s decided to run through the school and through the library - again, the librarian reported us.

In year 8, this girl was sending emails to some people with pictures of fat and ugly people, saying it was them. They then reported her to the head of year, and she was accused of "cyber bullying" lol

In year 9, the same girl made fun of a girl with a speech problem, so she punched her in the middle of a lesson and it turned to a full-on fight.

Throughout year 10 and 11, this girl claimed to have slept with around 15 guys so ended up with a reputation for being a slag. Every month, a rumour would be spread about her that she was pregnant. I don't think she goes to college anymore so who knows, she could be taking care of her baby atm.

Reply 19

RF_PineMarten

Probably when we went on a school trip to York in year 9. One of the kids got into a fight with someone else (can't remember who) and he walked off in a rage shouting stuff, which was funny at the time. That's all I can remember off the top of my head at the moment.

Original post by LittleBookworm

- there was the time the year group was put in detention in year 6 because we started a deadly conga line. Which grew to at least 200 kids before it was stopped

Detention for a conga line?