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Reply 20
Original post by TSR Mustafa
For some reason , can never hear my farts.


OMG wait lol aren't you the handsome Somali :colone:
Original post by ApeMob
OMG wait lol aren't you the handsome Somali :colone:




Yeah , if you say so.
Original post by emma350
I always get this problem in class, do any other people get it too? I don't know what to do when I need to fart in class, what if I can't hold it in? What do you do when you need to fart in class?


Let it out obviously! Feed of the stares haahaha. Those with a sense of humour will laugh anyway
Reply 23
Original post by TSR Mustafa
Yeah , if you say so.


Don't be shyyy :colone: Ok how about this: aren't you the one who made a thread with your pic in it? :tongue:

And you are handsome :smile: Not flirting just uplifting :closedeyes:
Original post by ApeMob
Don't be shyyy :colone: Ok how about this: aren't you the one who made a thread with your pic in it? :tongue:

And you are handsome :smile: Not flirting just uplifting :closedeyes:



Yeh , i made the thread. If you truly think so , then thank you. Your peng though :biggrin:
If anyone farts in my lessons, they get a detention. End of.
Original post by Autistic Merit
If anyone farts in my lessons, they get a detention. End of.


You'd hate me then. :mwuaha:
Original post by TaciturnPhantom
You'd hate me then. :mwuaha:


You'd probably be my first permanent exclusion.
Original post by Autistic Merit
You'd probably be my first permanent exclusion.


I actually can't tell if you're joking or not. :colondollar:
Original post by TaciturnPhantom
I actually can't tell if you're joking or not. :colondollar:


You don't want to find out. :colone:
Reply 30
Let it all out bro, express yourself


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Original post by Autistic Merit
You don't want to find out. :colone:


That's an evil grin, right?
Someone sneezed and farted once during an exam, so don't do that.

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Original post by TaciturnPhantom
That's an evil grin, right?


Yes, I'm an evil teacher. :colonhash:
Original post by Autistic Merit
Yes, I'm an evil teacher. :colonhash:


Some of my teachers were evil.

(At least I read that face expression right)

What does that face expression :colonhash: mean?
Original post by TaciturnPhantom
Some of my teachers were evil.

(At least I read that face expression right)

What does that face expression :colonhash: mean?


No idea. It just looks funny so I use it! :colonhash:
Original post by emma350
I always get this problem in class, do any other people get it too? I don't know what to do when I need to fart in class, what if I can't hold it in? What do you do when you need to fart in class?


Asking the important questions here
Original post by Autistic Merit
No idea. It just looks funny so I use it! :colonhash:


It's a funny face expression. :lol: I don't understand most face expressions anyway so I just laugh at them instead because I think they look funny. :lol:
Well I haven't got the nickname ****break/****brick for nothing.

I run home and proceed to **** in my own toilet at comfort :biggrin:
Fart on the sly, then immediately point out that the room smells and proceed to blame the nearest person.

By immediately adopting the role of accuser, you remove yourself from the list of possible culprits.

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