What type of drunk are you?
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Original post by Inazuma
I lick my friends sometimes (I'm lying it's quite a lot)
Also if they steal my phone / stuff I bite them..
Also if they steal my phone / stuff I bite them..
Now, this is what I want to hear.
lol 
Original post by hihoho
Now, this is what I want to hear.
Lol, knew it
Original post by Inazuma
Lol, knew it
Your hair is beautiful by the way.
Original post by hihoho
Your hair is beautiful by the way.
faaanks
Original post by Inazuma
faaanks
You do horse riding, must be a good practice for bed riding.
Original post by TroyAndAbed
World class rapper.
That was me last night! Why anyone thought it was a good idea to put Eminem on I don't know.
I'm the drunk that acts like he's a f**king millionaire when he's really eating into his student overdraft! The last time I went out and got really drunk I bought a £120 bottle of champagne.. I don't even like champagne: it's too damn fizzy. And I always buy shots for everyone, since it's paramount that everybody else is as f**ked as I am. Being drunk is expensive.
Original post by hihoho
You do horse riding, must be a good practice for bed riding.
Oh no, uses completely different muscles etc.
Original post by Inazuma
Oh no, uses completely different muscles etc.
I bet those muscles are just equally trained
I'm typically quite a reserved person unless I know everyone around me but when I've had a bit to drink I'm a bit of a singer/dancer and talk a load of *******s to my friends. If I feel a bit **** I can be a bit emotional when I get home/go to bed but generally speaking I become much more relaxed and sociable and, well, fun. 
Also have a tendency to ring mates up at random at 3am...
Also have a tendency to ring mates up at random at 3am...
I'm kind of merry/pre drunk atm and I'm not my usual 'philosopher' self when drinking tonight. I'm more like "holy moly I'm bloody hungry" and "I love you all!" Lol
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Original post by Jooooshy
I'm the drunk that acts like he's a f**king millionaire when he's really eating into his student overdraft! The last time I went out and got really drunk I bought a £120 bottle of champagne.. I don't even like champagne: it's too damn fizzy. And I always buy shots for everyone, since it's paramount that everybody else is as f**ked as I am. Being drunk is expensive.
Grey goose w***er
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None, as I never had alcohol in my life.
Go from being borderline anti social unable to join in, in large group discussions. To dancing and laughing with everyone, to feeling dizzy, to emptying the contents of my stomach...all with in about 7 drinks!. I tend to stay under 5 drinks when I go out!
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