It took about a week.
GCSEs: 11A* + (A in OCR FSMQ - can't get A* in that)
A Levels: Maths, Further Maths, Economics, Physics AS
Cambridge Pre-U (equivalent to A level) - French, GPR (irrelevant)
Results: A*AAAD1D1
A* because the way our school does further maths is to do all the maths as and a2 in one year and then all the further maths in the next.