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Christmas Haiku

It is the build up to Christmas.

yule not be surprised to see that bear™ is sucking a thoughtful biro and composing some festive Haiku.

please join in the fun : 5-7-5. Calculators allowed.

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Reply 1
fifty one days left
grotto to sweep, elves to train
santa's back in town
What - Christmas haiku?
The bear, it's still november!
Bonfire night haiku.

:puppyeyes:
Original post by Puddles the Monkey
What - Christmas haiku?
The bear, it's still november!
Bonfire night haiku.

:puppyeyes:


PRSOM :rofl:
Reply 4
Original post by Puddles the Monkey
What - Christmas haiku?
The bear, it's still november!
Bonfire night haiku.

:puppyeyes:


hehehe be peppered, as they said to the Boy Scout who resisted arrest
Reply 5
Santa and his sack
Have emptied down my chimney
I called the police
Original post by Arkasia
Santa and his sack
Have emptied down my chimney
I called the police



I... :lolwut:

Well done.
Reply 7
Christmas is here
the most awful time of year
everyone run now.
Reply 8
Rudolph the Reindeer
Was kidnapped from a farmyard
PETA are annoyed
After Halloween haiku a christmas one immediately?

It is still too soon
to think about christmas now.
It is november!
Original post by Kallisto
After Halloween haiku a christmas one immediately?

It is still too soon
to think about christmas now.
It is november!

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2953613

This is for you :smile: :h:
Reply 11
fifty days to go
only twelve hundred hours
to shop for tinsel
Santa and his sleigh
Got stuck on the motorway
And missed Christmas day
Reply 13
have you been naughty ?
there is still time to repent
for Santa's sack fun
Reply 14
Not religious now
Painfully commercialised
Fifty presents each
Original post by Blazar
Not religious now
Painfully commercialised
Fifty presents each


Not religious now,
Painfully commercialised
No presents for me

:frown:
three wise men bare gifts
gold, frankincense and myrrh too
parupapumpum
Reply 17
Original post by Puddles the Monkey
Not religious now,
Painfully commercialised
No presents for me

:frown:
if you have been good
santa will empty his sack
over your bedspread
Original post by the bear
if you have been good
santa will empty his sack
over your bedspread



:bawling:
Reply 19
a tall norway spruce
studded with spun glass baubles
fairy lights twinkle


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(edited 9 years ago)

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