What Do You Think The Sexiest Hairstyle Is?

I like that one

Even Star Trek is no longer hipster free, true

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My eyes! You've blinded me! LOL.

I like the moppish/bowlish longish style a lot of guys have

Don't worry. I can make you see again. Lemme get you some glasses

This man will lend you his

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Never. (Although I own a pair of glasses. This doesn't make me a hipster, I promise)

*Sprays anti-hipster onto Morriseya and himself*

This will keep us safe, for now. But it will wear off in 2 hours, so we need to make it to a safe house before then. Don't get too close to them otherwise they'll start tutting and typing on their macbooks, thus mesmerizing you and making you one of them.

I LOVE HOW YOU HAD SO MANY OOOOOOOOOOOOs THAT YOU HAD TWO SETS OF OOOOOOOOOOOOOOs.

Glasses on guys are , and not just because they're hipstery

Yes! The hipster apocalypse is upon us! Like zombies, they will infect us if we hang around in their presence. *looks around frantically for safe house*

This?

Yeah, that sorta thing!

Yeah, it was so bad I had to take a breath just to keep going. I wear my glasses every now and then, but I never knew some girls found them that attractive haha - They're a prescription for short sightedness! Lmfao. But since everyone's so in love with them, I might start wearing them more.

Don't worry, we'll make it through this apocalypse alive. I think we have some form of immunity against the hipster virus strain. We need to get this to a research facility so we can vaccinate people against this disease.

I've grown to hate fringes. So many times of me having to flick my head to the side, to get it out of my eyes.

The new style of swept-back undercuts combined with luberjack beard are pretty good looking too.

That look just screams 'bellend' to me. I'm almost certain he's dyed his beard as well

Blonde hair is really really nice

I do like that style on Matt Bomer

Do you like it shoulder length on girls, then? I always assumed guys preferred super long