Why don't girls throw themselves at me?

Am so intelligent, am fit, am strong, am attractive, am funny, am caring, i have loads of money, i drive a cool car, am a supreme gentleman.

Yet girls never seem interested in me, wtf.

Girls why do you hate me?

Reply 1

DKeane

2

Original post by dre93

Am so intelligent, am fit, am strong, am attractive, am funny, am caring, i have loads of money, i drive a cool car, am a supreme gentleman.

Yet girls never seem interested in me, wtf.

Girls why do you hate me?

Well, I'm no expert, but maybe its because you seem...a bit cocky to say the least. You also think that because you have a 'cool car' you somehow are more attractive to women? Same point when referring to your 'money', money isn't a way to make someone attractive -to normal people at least.
And, if any of those points were incorrect, which i doubt they were, you use 'am' instead of i'm, and when you're saying 'am so intelligent' it completely ruins the phrase, rendering it kind of ironic.

Reply 2

dre93

OP

Original post by DKeane

Well, I'm no expert, but maybe its because you seem...a bit cocky to say the least. You also think that because you have a 'cool car' you somehow are more attractive to women? Same point when referring to your 'money', money isn't a way to make someone attractive -to normal people at least.
And, if any of those points were incorrect, which i doubt they were, you use 'am' instead of i'm, and when you're saying 'am so intelligent' it completely ruins the phrase, rendering it kind of ironic.

How am I cocky? explain?

It was all the truth.

Also who cares if am not using the correct word (I did that on purpose to make it look better)- I still have a lot of money.