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Original post by Carpediemxx
There are obviously people like this on here, just because it isn't you doesn't mean they don't exist
there is also a massive element of self improvement that can be made vs static genetics

Frame and height are everything!
Original post by DErasmus
doesn't have a brain though

basically an animal

You don't know that. Nice coping mechanism though!
Original post by Magnetist-Master
Frame and height are everything!


Gym can make anyone's frame bigger if you train smart I.e back deltoids and triceps

Height is the only factor one can't easily change so you have my there
Original post by Magnetist-Master
You don't know that. Nice coping mechanism though!


True, although statistically it's actually very likely i'm right.
Made me laugh.

To be fair, I am good looking and do have an athletic physique. I'm just not tall, don't have a hot cheerleader gf and don't play 'sports' (I do martial arts, but despise team based nonsense).

I guess I'm half way there when you factor in the big penis.
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Being me is pretty great actually. Could live with being taller though...
How do we know it's not siamese twins joined at the face?
What do you mean how good it is being him?:s-smilie:

You sound really insecure.:yes:

I think it says more about you that you feel the need to generalise 1.5 million TSR users.:laugh:
He's no Bradley James or Plantagenet Crown:hmmm:
Original post by Magnetist-Master
Sure thing buddy boy. So you're a super sporty Jewish insomniac!





Not sure if OP is male or female

My prediction: You're a sad and lonely male who's trying to increase his e-peen by his incredible sporting talent and girlfriend
Even though ofc that's not you and you probably live in your parent's basement at 30 (or will be, depending on age)
Original post by Magnetist-Master
Frame and height are everything!

Oh, and if you're female, you're trying to make yourself feel better about something. Probably a fight or something.

When in reality, you can barely dream to get a guy anything like him. Have fun
Oohhh I missed something else

This girlfriend of his has probably worked her way round the entire football team.

I'd rather not, tbh.
Looks too romantic and sober for my liking. I'm a drug fuelled orgy kind of guy.
I don't want to be a football player.

If I was gonna be famous I would rather it be for making a big brake through in science or something like that.

As for the girl part, normal people with their normal girlfriends/boyfriends remind me that will never be me. I don't need no plastic footballer and cheer leader combo for that :tongue:
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Good-looking? You can't even see his face :lol:
Original post by AdamCee
Oohhh I missed something else

This girlfriend of his has probably worked her way round the entire football team.

I'd rather not, tbh.


The same old game
wtf is this thread
Original post by De Chirico
Looks too romantic and sober for my liking. I'm a drug fuelled orgy kind of guy.

Beautiful.


Original post by queen-bee
The same old game

Come again?
Original post by Maid Marian
He's no Bradley James or Plantagenet Crown:hmmm:


Plantagenet is just a stereotypical white boy lol don't get why you're gassed over him.


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Original post by IceJJFish(II)
Plantagenet is just a stereotypical white boy lol don't get why you're gassed over him.


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We all find different things attractive :moon:

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