Anybody else get stage fright when they use a urinal?

I don't know why but when am at a urinal and there is someone using the urinal next to me or it is busy- I can't go no matter hoe desperate I am. I end up just standing there for 5 mins doing nothing while many people come and go next tome.

The thing is I don't even care if it is busy yet this still happens.

Reply 1

Placeboo123

That's why you use the toilet :wink:

Reply 2

Groot

That you guys pee so close together without privacy sounds gay as ****.

Reply 3

lent6

Original post by Placeboo123

That's why you use the toilet :wink:

I get stage fright in there as well lol.

Reply 4

whatisthis47

Yeah, I become terrified at the thought of my penis not being as big as the guys near me.

Reply 5

c.t.14

Original post by lent6

YES. I have the identical problem. I can be absolutely desperate, then when I stand at a urinal in a pub or whatever, with other people around, I just can't go. As soon as I step into a cubicle though I can go easily... Must be psychological

Reply 6

Truflais

Original post by Groot

That you guys pee so close together without privacy sounds gay as ****.

A female equivalent would be very strange.

Reply 7

plasmaman

Original post by c.t.14

Good to know I'm not alone with this.
I used to be fine when younger though

Reply 8

lent6

Original post by Groot

That you guys pee so close together without privacy sounds gay as ****.

Even worse when you can sense the guy next to you is looking at your penis.

Reply 9

Groot

Original post by lent6

Even worse when you can sense the guy next to you is looking at your penis.

You might as well stare back and compare then.

Reply 10

Manitude

I can almost never go at a urinal if there's someone else there. I always try to use the toilet if I can.

Reply 11

lent6

Original post by Groot

You might as well stare back and compare then.

Not if he's over 40 :nope:

Reply 12

username1177050

Yeah it's really weird. When I'm at the pub sometimes that happens, like you've been dying to go yet can't do it. However when it's quieter and after I've had a few beers if I use the corner urinal I can go. Strange and definitely psychological lol

Reply 13

amongsttheweeds

Original post by Groot

That you guys pee so close together without privacy sounds gay as ****.

It's not gay if they don't touch!

... or so I was told.

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Reply 14

Messiah Complex

Original post by addylad

It's not gay if they don't touch!

... or so I was told.

You've got to go for the quick shuffle and grab.

Reply 15

Commercial Paper

Original post by Manitude

I can almost never go at a urinal if there's someone else there. I always try to use the toilet if I can.

Hate urinals, always go to the cubicle. It's worse when at the urinals and there is exactly one free space between each person.

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Reply 16

holmes221

Yes I have a little internal dialogue to myself. "cmon you've probably shagged more girls than these other blokes, and your ancestors fought in ww2 which is a much bigger ordeal than trying to piss in a trough urinal while other guys are queing behind you".

These ones are the worst: