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Why do no one believe me? when I say I never masturbate of my life...

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Because some things seem as factual to a person's mind as things that are factual to all peoples' minds, based on what a fact is. Fact - that car that is blue is actually blue. Fact - today is Tuesday. Fact (not a fact but past experience make it seem like it is) - all boys have masturbated and anyone who says they haven't is a liar.
Reply 21
Original post by Groot
What if in a professional setting, perhaps at work, a woman extends her hand for a handshake?


I will use the Indian anti-hug move aka namaste.


I use this quite regularly. The great thing about this position is that it makes hugging almost impossible.
Original post by AnonEe
Touching the opposite sex is against Hindu culture unless they are your brother/sister, father/mother, husband/wife.


Bull****. I have a Hindu friend and he touches girls all the time (appropriately)
Reply 23
Original post by AnonEe
I will use the Indian anti-hug move aka namaste.


I use this quite regularly. The great thing about this position is that it makes hugging almost impossible.

:lol: Good move.
Lies you tell, lies you tell...
Reply 25
Original post by livetogrow
Because some things seem as factual to a person's mind as things that are factual to all peoples' minds, based on what a fact is. Fact - that car that is blue is actually blue. Fact - today is Tuesday. Fact (not a fact but past experience make it seem like it is) - all boys have masturbated and anyone who says they haven't is a liar.


I have never and I am not lying (it's a cultural thing in Sri Lanka we don't practice masturbation.Most of us never watched pornography , masturbation was invented and spread by west porno , it's still an alien concept for many of us.
Reply 26
Original post by alexh42
If you haven't masturbated before then you don't know what your're missing out on. That's why you don't care to do it.
Once you masturbate then you will start to get a habit of doing it and find it hard not to.

Reminds me an episode of American Dad:
http://seekcartoon.com/watch/23044-american-dad-season-1-episode-9-a-smith-in-the-hand.html
Reply 27
Original post by AnonEe
.But no one believes me when I tell them , I've never masturbated.


Because you are changing your definition of masturbate to suit yourself. You're not the only one who says things like that believe me.
Reply 28
Original post by bittr n swt
Bull****. I have a Hindu friend and he touches girls all the time (appropriately)
Not all Hindus are the same, I am from a very very strict familly in Sri Lanka, for me all girls a part from my future wife are my sisters/mothers.

Original post by Groot
:lol: Good move.
Thanks:smile:
I've got some gifts for you OP. :colone:

Spoiler

Reply 30
Original post by MarriageSucks
I've got some gifts for you OP. :colone:

Spoiler


Your warning gave it away. Bad move.
Reply 31
Pretty sure. That's unhealthy and borderline dangerous.
Reply 32
Original post by AnonEe
I have never and I am not lying (it's a cultural thing in Sri Lanka we don't practice masturbation.Most of us never watched pornography , masturbation was invented and spread by west porno , it's still an alien concept for many of us.


:lol::lol::lol:

https://www.google.fr/search?q=sri+lanka+masturbation&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=cDCrVI_dMNTV7AaJqIHwDg
:biggrin:
Reply 33
Original post by alexh42
If you haven't masturbated before then you don't know what your're missing out on. That's why you don't care to do it.
Once you masturbate then you will start to get a habit of doing it and find it hard not to.



Lust and sex is a sin in Hinduism,.Our religion is spiritual but pure. Sensual pleasures and basic instinct are the lowest form of man.

What's a life when created after a drunk rage with people tied up? Or just " to get it out of your system" ?

If you have that much rage and hormones, then it's a sign you have a lot of free time on your hands and that you have not yet learned to control your mind.

Life is a struggle we can't control it but we can control ourselves. What's life or this experience if we can't direct our ownselves?

There is soo soo much in life that's awe inspiring. Life is not mere procreation, lust, or the hunt for it.

Hinduism doesn't speak about masturbation. Hinduism speaks about procreation. Not passion or lust.
Where's that History Tab...
Reply 35
Original post by MarriageSucks
I've got some gifts for you OP. :colone:

Spoiler




I didn't feel anything , those women are my sisters.
Reply 36
Original post by Truths
Pretty sure. That's unhealthy and borderline dangerous.


Masturbation is dangerous.
Reply 37
Original post by AnonEe
Lust and sex is a sin in Hinduism,.Our religion is spiritual but pure. Sensual pleasures and basic instinct are the lowest form of man.

What's a life when created after a drunk rage with people tied up? Or just " to get it out of your system" ?

If you have that much rage and hormones, then it's a sign you have a lot of free time on your hands and that you have not yet learned to control your mind.

Life is a struggle we can't control it but we can control ourselves. What's life or this experience if we can't direct our ownselves?

There is soo soo much in life that's awe inspiring. Life is not mere procreation, lust, or the hunt for it.

Hinduism doesn't speak about masturbation. Hinduism speaks about procreation. Not passion or lust.


But I don't get it.. Surely your raging hormones as a teen made you wanna beat your meat at least once every other day. It's pretty normal and it's something which usually can't be stopped- it's a great way to relieve stress.


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Original post by AnonEe
I am a healthy 18 year old boy . I knew all my friends did it almost daily in college but somehow I never felt like doing it and hence I didn't/couldn't.I have awesome amount of self control and will power.But no one believes me when I tell them , I've never masturbated.

No one will believe you because this is the internet.
Original post by bittr n swt
Bull****. I have a Hindu friend and he touches girls all the time (appropriately)


Then he shall meet Kali in the Temple of Doom while working as a child slave.

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