The Sausage Sandwich Game

Poll

Brown sauce, red sauce or no sauce at all?

From my favourite Saturday morning radio programme, I put this question to you, TSR:

It's 10am on a winter's Saturday. You've just come back from a morning run, or maybe you've walked the dog. Maybe you've been out to fetch the Saturday paper.

As you re-enter your home, a relative has prepared a sausage sandwich for you. It has been vertically cut in half and placed between two slices of white bread.

But your relative can't remember which condiment you prefer. You are asked the question: "which sauce would you like on it?" You answer in one of three ways:

1) Brown sauce
2) Red sauce, or
3) No sauce at all.

What's your answer, TSR?

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Reply 1

channies

Are the sausages veggie?

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Reply 2

rockrunride

Original post by channies

Are the sausages veggie?

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If you want them to be, absolutely yes.

Reply 3

channies

Then it's got to be ketchup

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Reply 4

SecretDuck

Ketchup with Tabasco :drool:

But ideally, I'd quickly whip up a honey mustard dressing to go with it :h:

Reply 5

Truflais

I cut it in half, have red and brown mixed together in one half then the other half plain.

Reply 6

the bear

i don't have a dog :s-smilie:

Reply 7

SirMasterKey

None. Just give me butter or if you have it piri-piri. :coma:

Reply 8

Arkasia

I just voted brown sauce, but then realized my awful, awful error in judgment, and wish I could take it back.

HP Sauce for bacon, Ketchup for sausages.

Brown

Original post by the bear

i don't have a dog :s-smilie:

Have you been dogging? If so, that is close enough.

If not, just change it for either 'walked my pet rock' or even 'played pokemon for a bit'.

Reply 11

the bear

Original post by Arkasia

Have you been dogging? If so, that is close enough.

If not, just change it for either 'walked my pet rock' or even 'played pokemon for a bit'.

no pets, not even a rock :cry2:

do not understand rules for pokermon :cry:

nobody wants to go dogging with me :frown:

Reply 12

rockrunride

Original post by the bear

i don't have a dog :s-smilie:

Neither do I. But the sentiment is 'cold day, semi-strenuous activity typical of a Saturday morning that involves going outside, then relief in the form of a sausage sandwich.'

Reply 13

bumblebee342

Red sauce!

(And veggie sausages :tongue:

)

Reply 14

Arkasia

Original post by the bear

no pets, not even a rock :cry2:

do not understand rules for pokermon :cry:

nobody wants to go dogging with me :frown:

How sad, did the rock manage to escape? Maybe buy a leash for it next time?

Pokemon is simple: beat the crap out of other beta pokemon with your alpha.

What a shame, craigslist and £100 would sort that out.

Reply 15

channies

Original post by the bear

i don't have a dog :s-smilie:

But you're a bear so you can just take yourself for a walk

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Reply 16

the bear

Original post by channies

But you're a bear so you can just take yourself for a walk

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would it be okay if i went down to the river for some vigorous salmon scooping then came home with my juices flowing for a sausage sandwich ?

Reply 17

channies

Original post by the bear

would it be okay if i went down to the river for some vigorous salmon scooping then came home with my juices flowing for a sausage sandwich ?

That's beary inappropriate to be honest, to purge yourself on the salty salmon and then expect the other cubs in your fam to prepare sandwiches for you upon your return without you having caught any fish for their lunch. Have you no soul?

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