Five Words to Ruin a Date
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Why'd your last relationship end? - NO.
"My ex loves cats too!"
Goodness, I could write these all day.
Goodness, I could write these all day.
'I love watching Star Trek'
Original post by the bear
wanna see my Bieber tattoo ?
Worse when accompanied with this face:
Original post by Puddles the Monkey
Worse when accompanied with this face:
Guess where my swastika is ???
Original post by Jean Luc Picard
'I love watching Star Trek'
I am a superior you
(That fits into 5 words!)Original post by the bear
Guess where my swastika is ???
Oh damn! I've suddenly got to go... balls.
Original post by Jeanlucpicard
I am a superior you (That fits into 5 words!)
(That fits into 5 words!)That's what the Borg thought and look what Picard did to them!
Original post by Jeanlucpicard
Is this date going well...
that's a hook, line and sinker right there.
that's a hook, line and sinker right there.
it is the very opposite of a hook, line and sinker, these being the parts of an instrument - a fishing rod - used to secure one's catch.
*Hold rag to face*
"Smells like Chloroform, doesn't it?"
"Smells like Chloroform, doesn't it?"
Original post by cambio wechsel
it is the very opposite of a hook, line and sinker, these being the parts of an instrument - a fishing rod - used to secure one's catch.
Haha, you've been working on that haven't you - I like it.
I've done worse than you
Original post by Jeanlucpicard
Wow, you are really old
I onve had someone I was on a date with try to guess my age. He thought I was older than I am. If you are trying to guess someone's age and get it wrong, make sure you guess they're younger than they really are!
Original post by OU Student
I onve had someone I was on a date with try to guess my age. He thought I was older than I am. If you are trying to guess someone's age and get it wrong, make sure you guess they're younger than they really are!
Really?! You've just got to make a joke out of it really don't you. "You don't look a day over 20"..(providing they're over 20 ha)
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