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Five Words to Ruin a Date

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How often do you deepthroat?
Original post by Hogwartianwand14
How often do you deepthroat?


winner right here ahahaha
beg we bang, no long ting
My mixtape's gonna be huge that killed me.
Does this smell of chloroform?
I hate your face heavily.

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"I have....terrible foot odour."
Can I see your boobs?
"do I pay you later?"
"I want to have kids"
That would ruin a date for me since I don't ever want them and wouldn't go with someone who did as that would be unfair to both of us.

"Who is Jean Luc Picard?"
The Trekkie in me would be appauled!


"I absolutely bloody hate cats!"
You want me, you have to accept my cats too :tongue:

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Jimmy Savile's my role model

I'd hoped you'd be thinner

Aliens probed your butt too?

You don't sweat much considering...
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Buy your own drink, please.
Original post by tazza ma razza
winner right here ahahaha


:^_^:
Should you be eating that?

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****! I forgot my teeth!

I have got a penis.

One time, on band camp.



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I'm not a racist but....

Did you watch X-Factor?

Towie is like totes amazeballs.

I don't like Rock music.

Horror movies are so lame.

Radio1 is my fav station.

I don't bother reading books.

I voted Conservative in 2010.
I masturbate to animal porn


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I like stealing guys money

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Your face looked nicer online.
...Then I burnt it down....

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