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Are your parents terrorists because you're da bomb 
I think my dick just died. Mind if I bury it in your ass?
Don't be selfish. You get to have your body for the rest of your life, I just want it for one night.
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You're like a spanner, every time I touch you my nuts tighten.
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Hey I lost my phone number.....can I have yours?
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If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.
Girl you must be tired, 'cause you been running through my mind ALL DAY.
Said best in a super stereotypical black guys voice, never gets old for me
Said best in a super stereotypical black guys voice, never gets old for me
Original post by channies
How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilised?
It'd be funny if someone said this with a straight face
If you were a transformer you'd be Optimus-Fine
Wow you're so pretty i could make a suit out of you.
Original post by scriberg
Is your name Heskey... Because I'd love to take you out for Emile
Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away....
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Hey are you a beaver? Cos dammmmmmmm
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Original post by Jibola240
I love maths ones:
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
What do me and a non linear partial differential equation have in common? We're both super hard.
Lol
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
What do me and a non linear partial differential equation have in common? We're both super hard.
Lol
I enjoyed those, nice work.
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