1. Shadowdweller
2. BurstingBubbles (she has 7 penises)
3. Every member of the CT (even the males must be in pretty dresses
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4. The_Internet - he will probably starting laughing at random, after he understands his own jokes a while after his best man speech.
5. BurstingBubbles - wants to make a speech about her own wedding, because she wants to make a small rant about axes.
6. We have CT and mods sat at the front - it is a mod wedding after all. Other users will be arranged by the number of posts on the site.
7. Hal.E.Lujah - will provide readings in the best dramatic voice possible.
Oh I forgot about the design of the wedding - will have axes all around, as well as cards on the tables saying "how to use grammar correctly". It will also have images of the grumpy cat dotted about, and of course, since it's a mod wedding, the colour scheme will be purple.
I forgot to give myself a role in this wedding, so I'll just wander about throughout the day
And Puddles can offer the alcohol around