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I've never bought drugs - apart from owt else I wouldn't wish to sustain an evil industry, and if you had any moral compunctions neither would you, famalam :rolleyes:

Lies

'Special K'? :mmm:

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I actually do,habibi!

Okay. That's all good stuff but you need rich quality honey and also I have for thee black seed oil and you'll need a coconut oil massage. I also hope you're taking garlic on a regular basis. Oh and also a facial steam(comprised of thyme,Rosemary and oregano)

Reply 61

queen-bee

Original post by Foo.mp3

Congrats; expect that will buy you plenty of fags in prison :congrats:

Once he bends over to pick up the soap :h:

Reply 62

Don't Gas Fam

Original post by Foo.mp3

Congrats; expect that will buy you plenty of fags in prison :congrats:

Please elaborate on your terminology of fags?

Reply 63

Don't Gas Fam

Original post by Foo.mp3

Congrats; expect that will buy you plenty of fags in prison :congrats:

You shouldn't start you know, I saw your pic on post a pic, looking like a ginger haired Xabi Alonso :rofl:

My man said I might get plenty of fags yanno.

I'm gonna call you carrot top. :wink:

That's your nickname. :tongue:

Reply 64

It's****ingWOODY

Original post by Don't Gas Fam

You shouldn't start you know, I saw your pic on post a pic, looking like a ginger haired Xabi Alonso :rofl:

My man said I might get plenty of fags yanno.

I'm gonna call you carrot top. :wink:

That's your nickname. :tongue:

Stop gassin' fam...

Reply 65

username927016

I just went out with a colleague at work met his parents & chatted for a bit on some swings aha, then saw a bit of the Cambridge Man Utd match & now just chilling online listening to some music/watching videos/browse the sports news before going to sleep.

Reply 66

queen-bee

Original post by Don't Gas Fam

You shouldn't start you know, I saw your pic on post a pic, looking like a ginger haired Xabi Alonso :rofl:

My man said I might get plenty of fags yanno.

I'm gonna call you carrot top. :wink:

That's your nickname. :tongue:

Xabi alonso is hot,so that could only be a compliment :wink:

Reply 67

queen-bee

Original post by Foo.mp3

Not what you said earlier :ashamed2:

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I heartily welcome rich and exotic foods, not to mention rich and exotic women! I cook with coconut oil, but tend to receive massages with almond oil, I eat raw garlic every now and then, mixed in with salad, and I haven't had a facial steam since the 1990s!

:teehee:

I left it deliberately ambiguous, use your imagination :colonhash:

It just sounded so serious,that's all but I do like it! And the world would have to come to an end for you to ever turn into a beta male :h:

These are all traditional Middle Eastern remedies. I don't know about exotic women but will you give them a go? They will work miracles and withing a few days you'll be back on your feet,please try them habibi!

Reply 68

Don't Gas Fam

Original post by queen-bee

Xabi alonso is hot,so that could only be a compliment :wink:

Yo four eyes, are you his white knight or something? :hmmm:

I'm sure Carrot top here can defend himself, thank you very much.

Habibi :h:

Reply 69

queen-bee

Original post by Don't Gas Fam

Yo four eyes, are you his white knight or something? :hmmm:

I'm sure Carrot top here can defend himself, thank you very much.

Habibi :h:

You're a funny little boy :h:

Go to sleep,it's past your bedtime now.
unfortunately,your not a habibi and I am a habibti,know your Arabic beforehand! :rolleyes:

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Reply 70

Don't Gas Fam

Original post by queen-bee

You're a funny little boy :h:

Go to sleep,it's past your bedtime now.

I'm not little, I'm 6 feet tall, but I'm peter pan.

I live with my wife, so I have no bedtime. :fyi:

Reply 71

queen-bee

Original post by Don't Gas Fam

I'm not little, I'm 6 feet tall, but I'm peter pan.

I live with my wife, so she decides when I have to go to sleep. :fyi:

How adorable,being pussy whipped must feel nice

Reply 72

Don't Gas Fam

Original post by queen-bee

How adorable,being pussy whipped must feel nice

Yeah because she is stunning so i don't mind, better looking than you.

You resemble a saudi arabian camel. :wink2:

Reply 73

queen-bee

Original post by Foo.mp3

Just FYI, I take that as a massive compliment, Xabi is the archetypal charmingly demure, and sporting alpha male :awesome:

Here's hoping :h:

It burns

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Trusay fam :bandit:

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I'd give most tings you thrust in my face a go, for sure :perv:

She's my #1 fangirl, u mad cuz? :colonhash:

Bring back the upper middle class white boy :wink:

Okay,we will make a schedule,God willing! But you have to try everything otherwise it's money gone down the drain!
I'll always be your #1,most devoted fan girl ever!!!! :wink:

Reply 74

queen-bee

Original post by Don't Gas Fam

Yeah because she is stunning so i don't mind, better looking than you.

You resemble a saudi arabian camel. :wink2:

Go look in the mirror sweety, inshallah you'll see the ugly truth.

Reply 75

Don't Gas Fam

Original post by queen-bee

Go look in the mirror sweety, inshallah you'll see the ugly truth.

Amen, well I'm happy to announce that Allah has made me with aesthetic beauty with a rating of 8/10, I'm Moroccan/Spanish and I'm tall dark and good looking basically I'm adronis in it's pinnacle form. :tongue:

Reply 76

queen-bee

Original post by Don't Gas Fam

Khalas! Now go to sleep :smile:

Reply 77

Don't Gas Fam

Original post by queen-bee

Khalas! Now go to sleep :smile:

La'a

Don't Khalas me :haughty:

I can stop when I want

Emshi. :hand:

Reply 78

Don't Gas Fam

Original post by Foo.mp3

Just FYI, I take that as a massive compliment, Xabi is the archetypal charmingly demure, and sporting alpha male :awesome:

Here's hoping :h:

It burns

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Trusay fam :bandit:

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I'd give most tings you thrust in my face a go, for sure :perv:

She's my #1 fangirl, u mad cuz? :colonhash:

One thing: Carrot top I'm not ginger, I'm dark haired.

Secondly: I'm too pretty for prison, a pretty boy like moi, would offend prisoners.

Thirdly: Sounds like she wears the trousers in this relationship. :wink2:

Reply 79

queen-bee