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Whats the funniest pick up line you know??

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- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I could sure make your bed-rock.
- Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
- Are your parents traffic wardens? Because you have "FINE" written all over you.
- Your parents must be thieves, because they stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
- I may not be a Transformer, but there's more than meets the eye.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past you again?
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

And the classic:

"You must be Jamaican, coz Ja-makin me crazy."
(edited 9 years ago)
bite some ice- just breaking the ice
lollll
Hey! Wanna play war? I'll lay on the ground and you blow the f**k outta me!
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
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scriberg
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Are you from Tokyo because I wanna get into Ja-panties
Original post by BenLynch9
I enjoyed those, nice work.


Glad you liked them
Is your name Santi? Cazorla want is you.
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Raysorb
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-Do you have any Raisins?
-Nope
-Then how about a date? :3
Original post by AlanaBloom
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.


Itold my Biology teacher this one and he actually knew it lol we just covered DNA
Do you like Mountain Dew? Because I'd like to mount and dew you :biggrin:
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Nidokid
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Do you work for Royal Mail because I swear i saw you checking out my package

On a scale of one to ten I'd give you one

Are you from Tennessee because f*** me please.
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apen610
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"Did it hurt?"
"did what hurt"
"when you fell from heaven?"
"aww"
"cause that would explain why your face is so ****ed up"
Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
You deserve to be nailed against a wall

Because you're a masterpiece.
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futbol
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If I could move the alphabet I'd put my cock in your mouth

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