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Would you date someone who doesn't poop?

Odd title I know..

But you have to admit, pooping is a natural process, and anyone who does do it must be unhealthy.

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If they didn't poop they'd have serious health problems and then die.

I'm not into necrophilia
:lolwut:
I would've loved it if human kind in general didn't do this... I find it so degrading.. is it me? :biggrin:
Reply 5
The only person I know who has serious pooing issues, has a serious medical condition.
Reply 7
Some girls say they don't poop and sadly some guys believe it.
Reply 8
Original post by SheldorOfAzeroth
I would've loved it if human kind in general didn't do this... I find it so degrading.. is it me? :biggrin:


It's such a natural thing to do.

If you avoid it then you can get into serious health issues. Likely to be bloated, have bad skin and strangely enough it could cause you to have bad breath and smell bad having all that waste in you.
It's a bit like saying girls don't fart.
Reply 10
When my mum was young, she was told the queen (not the current one, about 3 monarchs ago) wipes her bum with fluffy ducklings.
Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!


(Thumbs up for anyone who gets the reference)
Original post by Foo.mp3
I always wondered why ducks are brown :sad:


Errrrrr....







Not all ducks are brown. Your argument is invalid.
:music: Everyyyyyyyybody pooooooooooops... sooooooometiiiiiiiiimes... :music:
Original post by IanDangerously
Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!


(Thumbs up for anyone who gets the reference)


I recognise it from Family Guy.
Original post by Fruli
Odd title I know..

But you have to admit, pooping is a natural process, and anyone who does do it must be unhealthy.



I wonder how you reached that conclusion.
Do you mean someone with a colostomy bag?

It would probably put me off.
Pooping is healthy because it takes the waste out of out bodies so we don't become patients in hospitals.

I hope she poops.

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Original post by RFowler
I recognise it from Family Guy.


That's the one, the Freakin' FCC musical skit! :u:

One of my favourite Family Guy bits ever haha
always wanted my partner to have severe hernias and bowel cancer

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