monaco boss pre-game speach according to ARK:
Boss:
"Lads.. ok.. here is the plan - we are going to sit deep, and let them have chances.. if all goes to plan we will catch a lucky deflection for a first goal.."
Player:
"Boss, what about how we defend?"
Boss:
"Ok, what I want you guys to do is give giroud atleast 2 chances where he only has the keeper to beat.. maybe give a few decent opertunities to walcott and welbeck as well.. just for good measure. You do that, and you will have played a great game"
Player:
"So let me get this right boss.. your saying that for us to play well, we need to give decent chances to the oposition, and hope that they dont score?"
Boss:
"yes, thats the plan.. pure genius I know.. no need to thank me, now go out there, work your ass off, and hope that mert has a ****ing brain fart so that we can get a second"