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How often do you masturbate?

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Original post by comptroller

2-3 times per day.


How d'you find time for that!?
Original post by Smash Bandicoot
you're just yanking my chain #punentirelyintended

:sexface:
Rarely, and when I do it only lasts 2 minutes.

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Original post by shatmypants
Rarely, and when I do it only lasts 2 minutes.

Who do you masturbate to when you do, then?
LOL public poll and everything

But there's no option for 200 times a day... Oh well
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Original post by Ebony19
LOL public poll and everything

But there's no option for 200 times a day... Oh well

Of course it has to be public. How will everyone see how often everyone else masturbates. It'll help form stronger friendships.
Original post by Groot
Masturbation is safe and healthy, and relieves sexual tension.

Yes, but discussing it is sordid. Welcome to Britain.
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Original post by Birkenhead
Yes, but discussing it is sordid. Welcome to Britain.

I discuss whatever I'm in the mood for. Welcome to Groot-land.
Original post by Groot
Of course it has to be public. How will everyone see how often everyone else masturbates. It'll help form stronger friendships.


I really think you're just engaging in confirmation bias-inducing threads with straw man polls to justify your belief that TSR is overpopulated with beta males.
Lol'd at this for all the wrong reasons
Original post by Groot
How so? Elaborate.


No.
Original post by Groot
Who do you masturbate to when you do, then?


I'll usually be on the phone to my boyfriend. I hope that answers your question

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Original post by Smash Bandicoot
I really think you're just engaging in confirmation bias-inducing threads with straw man polls to justify your belief that TSR is overpopulated with beta males.

TSR by nature would be populated by beta males. I don't need to justify it.
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Original post by shatmypants
I'll usually be on the phone to my boyfriend. I hope that answers your question

As long as he's masturbating on the other side too, all good.
Original post by Maid Marian
why is that even funny:indiff:


I find awkward questions funny.
Original post by TornadoGR4
No.


I'm going to pretend this is a protective brotherly love! :biggrin:

Original post by ChickenMadness
I find awkward questions funny.


:yy:
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Original post by Groot
Who do you masturbate to when you do, then?


Mia Khalifa search her up:wink:[h="3"]
I'll be honest, I'm tired today and I tried to get it up but I couldn't, breathing is a struggle and I'm not even significantly overweight, just a bit skinny fat.
As much as I reasonably can, without pushing yourself over that line into feeling completely deflated and purposeless. I have no shame.
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Mia Khalifa search her up:wink:

Already know her. :wink:

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