Another year has passed (already?) and in time-honoured tradition, the countries of Europe shall join together to play music, sing and use ridiculous props once more.
And once again honouring tradition, TSR shall be covering the event live, with votes from this thread being automatically tallied up as each act plays. Will we decide the winner? Will the UK get nul points again? Only time can tell.
All the scores will show at the top of this very thread page. If you're joining us from the TSR App, then you'll need to view Nul Points in a separate page instead.
To vote, just wait until the box at the top says "Vote now!" next to a country, then post in this thread with a rating out of ten, e.g. That was fantastic! 8/10. You don't need to say which country you're voting for, just make sure to vote at the correct time.
Voting for each song opens 30 seconds after it starts, and lasts up until the beginning of the next song. One vote per user per song (we're checking!).
Votes are also counted via Twitter. Using the same format and hashtag #eurovision, your vote will be counted alongside votes from TSR.
The best way to make sure your vote counts is post just after the song finishes. Include whatever praise or scorn you wish, but make sure you only vote once!
What are the "Rating" and "Controversy" scores?
Rating is the average of all users' scores, with some clever maths to make it a bit clearer how the songs rank. Controversy is the standard deviation of user scores, which means the more divided opinion is on a song, the higher the controversy rating is.
Can this predict the result?
We take no responsibility for any failed wagers, disappointed patriots or broken egos as a result of using this data. It's the Internet!
It's not working! Help?
Don't panic, first just try reloading the page. And remember, it might take a little while for votes to be counted up, so be patient! You can also use the "view map" button to get the full list appearing in a separate window, if you need to.
Updated the OP with live stream links, tonight's show will be on YouTube in HD, and also available on BBC Three (with commentary) and Eurovision.tv. Hope you're all very excited.