HoW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAN IF YOU DONT LISTEN TO HEAVY METAL?? (WARNING)(ALPHA)

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here is matt kroc, a reigstered pharmacist and elite powerlifter,
as you can see, the effects of long term exposure to alpha male music is astounding, note the bulging muscles and the androgenous look alpha 10/10 for sure along with a highly adept intellect

on the otherhand we can observe the polar opposite, note the recessive genes expressed in his face due to high estrogen levels, truly devastating and you can tell his prescence is not as powerful as matt kroc, nor is his intelligence

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Reply 1

SiminaM

What music makes you look like Blake Lively?

Edit: I mean the pre baby version

(edited 8 years ago)

Reply 2

D.MCK

Because personal preference of a music genre doesn't affect lifestyle choices. I listen to metal but it's not my most listened to genre.

Stop being beta and deal with the fact people make their own choices and will do what they like.

Reply 3

corpeal

Bruh I already listen to heavy metal.

Reply 4

moonkatt

What about girls that like metal? Are they men as well?

Reply 5

Viva Emptiness

Original post by moonkatt

What about girls that like metal? Are they men as well?

I've been told I look like one a few times?

Reply 6

moonkatt

Original post by Viva Emptiness

I've been told I look like one a few times?

Well, if you can't really rock out if you don't have a you know what to have out whilst rocking out.

Is the misc down or something today? I presume that's why this thread has appeared here.

Reply 7

SmashConcept

I heard Matt Kroc was born a woman.

Reply 8

Profesh

Just 'heavy' metal?

Spoiler

How philistine of you.

(edited 8 years ago)

Not heavy enough.

Having a penis and conforming to binary genders seems to do the trick for me.

Reply 11

yo radical one

Pssh not listening to reggae and afrobeats :plz2:

Metal heads are usually pussies

Reply 12

cole-slaw

Original post by Viva Emptiness

I've been told I look like one a few times?

bit harsh

Reply 13

Stiff Little Fingers

Original post by moonkatt

What about girls that like metal? Are they men as well?

[video]https://youtu.be/XbPXprKOybw?t=26[/video]

The women are men, the children are men, and of course the men are men.

Reply 14

FigurativeTart

Original post by Stiff Little Fingers

[video]https://youtu.be/XbPXprKOybw?t=26[/video]

The women are men, the children are men, and of course the men are men.

I so miss Scrubs </3

Also, b*tch please. Metal comes in 2 varieties, scrap metal and precious metal.
Have some precious metal
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(edited 8 years ago)

Reply 15

ForgetMe

I've always wanted to be a woman, thank you :colonhash:

this is some emo jam

Original post by LaMandarine

I so miss Scrubs </3

Also, b*tch please. Metal comes in 2 varieties, scrap metal and precious metal.
Have some precious metal

im impressed, you show some development in your musical ear
although you clearly dont have enough testosterone coarsing through your veins to appreciate truly brutal music

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Reply 18

Imperion

Because I don't want to listen screams and random crashes. Raves > Crashes. :colone:

Reply 19

Straighthate

Original post by Imperion

Because I don't want to listen screams and random crashes. Raves > Crashes. :colone:

'random crashes'
you are joking right? the guitar riff is perfectly in time with the double bass drumming

i can instantly deduce you are unable to compute complex rhythms, which is why you resort to rave music