Does this text message suggest that I really just want to shag her...

More cringe from the 25 year old manchild.

Also lmao @ any man who uses exclamation marks and smileys in a text message.

Do you even geography?

Clearly you do wanna shag her regardless of what the text says.

Is this the girl that you just want to have sex with and nothing else?

I don't even England

It depends on how things go. the fact that all these weeks later I'm still into her means that I obviously like her. I tried to convince myself I'm just after sex because that's a lot cooler than admitting ive fallen for a girl that is taken by another guy...but I think deep down I like her. I think deep down she likes me too.

She's in a relationship with another guy?!?

The details are not important lol

Anyway thanks everyone, I shall send the message and cross my fingers

Your morals and rock bottom most the time so what else should we expect LOL

She has a boyfriend. Are you going to try and make a move in the Lickey Hills?

Hmm I'm not the kind of guy who is confident enough to just go up to her and try and kiss her. I need her to get a bit closer first and then I could take it from there. Thing is, I don't want to offend her and ruin it.

Morality is a complicated concept! One could argue I'm doing her favour by encouraging her out of an unloving and miserable relationship at great persoanl emotional expense to myself!

'Great personal emotional expense to myself [and the gain of a fit girl/maybe just a shag]' Poor you.

You already admitted to being a dick a bit ago... So why are you taking her from one idiot to obtain for another?

I thought you left, welcome back adipoptosis.