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My uncle's dog left permanent scars on me :colonhash: That dog is lucky enough I was in pain. I'd have kicked the **** out of it.
Original post by TheWaffle
I'M GOING TO BE MARKING GCSES AND ALEVELS NEXT MONTH! :ayee:



Really? Aw, that's pretty cool!! Shall I tell you my name and you can perhaps return a favour since I changed my vote for you as the funniest woman. :wink:

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Original post by Imperion
My uncle's dog left permanent scars on me :colonhash: That dog is lucky enough I was in pain. I'd have kicked the **** out of it.


Original post by *Stefan*
I was almost killed by an aggressive dog when I was very young... I still have a scar, even though I don't remember a thing. (I actually had to go to hospital and was fully covered in blood. Arghh...)

#morbidfacts :P

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Original post by Bag of Peanuts
When I was 5 I intentionally made these 2 bloke's big dogs chase after me, my older brother and sister. Everyone got away...except my sister. Poor thing. She had like a plum on her leg afterwards, the bruise looked like a plum, seriously.


Original post by somemightsay888
I have been chased and bitten by a dog when I was in Year 6 because the owner thought I'd kicked down her fence :ninja:


Gosh. Dogs be trippin.
Original post by Bag of Peanuts
Gosh. Dogs be trippin.


I know man, this cleaner came out wearing a JML Body warmer, we stared it down and this was her in her head to me, before the dog attacked

Original post by somemightsay888
I know man, this cleaner came out wearing a JML Body warmer, we stared it down and this was her in her head to me, before the dog attacked



lol well at least you weren't retarded like me; I kept throwing things at the dogs.

Original post by Imperion
My uncle's dog left permanent scars on me :colonhash: That dog is lucky enough I was in pain. I'd have kicked the **** out of it.


See, man? More dogs, man.
Original post by Bag of Peanuts
Gosh. Dogs be trippin.


Ikr man :colonhash: Every time I see an aggressive one I clench my fist just in case.
Original post by Imperion
Ikr man :colonhash: Every time I see an aggressive one I clench my fist just in case.


Truth. I ain't shook of no dog.
I can grow a full beard and I am 16
Apparently, when I was like 3 or 4, I was rushed into the hospital because I stabbed a dog with a fork.

I would never do that now, don't worry.
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I've mastered how to creampie
Once at grandparents farm when I was 14, I tried to defend mself from a mad rooster with a stick. As it was charging, I was retreating back to where my dog was behind me, barking. I then felt how the dog bit me in the butt and ripped my shorts. I then tucked tail and ran for it after which my parents laughed at my misfortune.

I still have a fear of roosters and proceed to cowardly beat them with sticks behind fences.

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Original post by Manny_khalae


Hey indian girl
I was 3 the first time I got drunk :borat:
I both hate and love being the eldest child :dontknow:
I love Harry Potter
Original post by Shakz
Hey indian girl


Hello not sure what nationality you are :smile:


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Original post by Manny_khalae
Hello not sure what nationality you are :smile:


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Heyy, I'm indian too! U look half english....maybe its them kylie jenner lips
Original post by Shakz
Heyy, I'm indian too! U look half english....maybe its them kylie jenner lips

It's lipstick tho. I have normal lips


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Original post by Shakz
I've mastered how to creampie


You nasty.

Original post by SiminaM
I was 3 the first time I got drunk :borat:


Judging by your posts, I believe dat.

Original post by Shakz
Heyy, I'm indian too! U look half english....maybe its them kylie jenner lips


You always askin wot country gyaldem from.

Original post by Shakz
Are you pakistani/bangladeshi?

Original post by tammie123
Yeah I'm bengali :smile: how did you know?

Original post by Shakz
Look behind you...


Is it your pickup line? it's creepy, mate.

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