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Guys how was your first time?

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RightSaidJames
Pretty good for both of us, actually. I lasted for about an hour and a half, too.


Bloody hell.
mcg-innit
woow, how come you have 3 green gems and you've only done one post. :eek:


Because the post was funny :biggrin:
I lost it to a pregnant woman I worked with. She was horny and constantly flirted with me. She came to my house for Tea, I ripped her shirt open, she looked quite suprised but didn't stop me doing what I was doing.

As we did it I felt the baby move, which turned me on.

I was 15 at the time.
eyetaliano
Painful, sharp, God knows how many times I got cut, there was blood everywhere, my dad was watching aswell telling me what to do which just made me even more nervous...






...Wait, we're talking about shaving right?

:biggrin: :woo:
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Tom.
I fell off the bed twice.
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samjoe
"hard" to get it up...3+ hours of foreplay (it helps to get it up properly)...gave her oral 5 times...sex was better than i expected but you definately get better with time. its really nothing to be scared/worried about. watching porn can teach you some moves and give you confidence
It was ****, I want my virginity back. And half my penis (due to tooth-scraping :afraid: )
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HCD
16
Do you remember the first time? I can't remember a worse time, but you know that we've changed so much since then. Oh yeah, we've grown.
Terrorfication
After the hanky panky had ceased i realized i had entered the wrong hole and was therefore left with what some may describe as "what she ate for breakfast on your nob".



LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

And she didn´t notice that it was the wrong hole?
Or did she think that you were one kinky brother? :wink:
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carlosb
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olly_springs
Totally overrated tbh. Had waited for that day for many years and it was a massive let down. Gets progressively better though.

This. It really wasn't anything special. But it became better with practice/experience :yes:
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MrShizzle
Did it in Freshers Week and have never looked back! Was a litl nervous but just went for it (and she was pretty good already so wasnt 2 awkward). Lasted a decent amount of time I'd say. Damn, that week was good.
My first time was the main shown feature on the program 'porn bloopers'
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QwentyJ
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HCD
Do you remember the first time? I can't remember a worse time, but you know that we've changed so much since then. Oh yeah, we've grown.

How very pulp-y!
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HCD
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QwentyJ
How very pulp-y!


:pierre:
Came in around a minute, which is somewhat annoying. After a few months of practice it'd change so I'd feel nothing for half an hour and then come within a few seconds of actually feeling something, which was good for her and a bit lame for me. Still, was better than everything else, which was just terrible.
Expensive.
Original post by Anonymous
You always hear about girls first experience, so let's make a change. My first time felt very warm and cosy. I exploded after6 minutes or so.


It did feel warm and cosy but rest of the time, I was like was that it? It was over in 10 minutes.
"aight"

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Twas aight
Original post by callum_law
Expensive.


Did you have to buy a doll?

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Did you have to buy a doll?

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No, but I had to pay a woman 60 quid to **** me.

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