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Reply 60
Original post by callum_law
Expensive.


Should've used a coupon.

Original post by Anonymous
I lost it to a pregnant woman I worked with. She was horny and constantly flirted with me. She came to my house for Tea, I ripped her shirt open, she looked quite suprised but didn't stop me doing what I was doing.

As we did it I felt the baby move, which turned me on.

I was 15 at the time.


Damn son...
Original post by Fvthoms
Should've used a coupon.


Good one, kid.
Original post by callum_law
No, but I had to pay a woman 60 quid to **** me.


This is an odd question but i'll ask anyways.
Was it worth it?
Original post by REMLewis
This is an odd question but i'll ask anyways.
Was it worth it?


Nah.
Original post by Fvthoms
Should've used a coupon.



Damn son...





Why don't you have a look on this thread.....Describe your experiences ... or in other words how you're feeling now.
What does sexual frusation feel like?
Original post by callum_law
Nah.


Doubt she'd be happy to hear that......:wink:
Original post by REMLewis
Doubt she'd be happy to hear that......:wink:


At the end of the day, she's still my mam and I still love her.
Original post by callum_law
At the end of the day, she's still my mam and I still love her.


Of course , you must always love your mamma....
(edited 8 years ago)
Original post by callum_law
Expensive.


Don't think it's advisable to bump a 6 year old thread....

Anyway, on topic... I'm still a virgin, so haven't had the experience yet. My day will come... but not yet.
Reply 69
Original post by REMLewis
Why don't you have a look on this thread.....Describe your experiences ... or in other words how you're feeling now.
What does sexual frusation feel like?


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Haven't felt that way for a long time... you?
Original post by spotify95
Don't think it's advisable to bump a 6 year old thread....

Anyway, on topic... I'm still a virgin, so haven't had the experience yet. My day will come... but not yet.


I actually have no idea how I came by this thread. Enjoy the bump, mofos.
Reply 71
That is an impressive bump.

Interestingly enough, what she said before said event. Best description being "fast" though. Second time (maybe 15 minutes later) was significantly better/longer for both parties.
Original post by REMLewis
Of course , you must always love your mamma....


Yeah, man. Anyway what are you wearing?
Original post by callum_law
Yeah, man. Anyway what are you wearing?

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Reply 75
1st time horrible, 2nd time amazing

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(edited 8 years ago)
I caught eye contact across the burrow to cop a 7/10 feeding her young. I jumped onto her and like a guy in magaluf slipped in without protection. Turns out of got BSW which is Badger Shrink Willy, it now looks like a maize chip-stick.

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