How do I beat this girl at video games?

I have entered a battle of the sexes video game tournament and will be playing next weekend a girl who is very competitive at video games. How can I beat her? I want to prove that women cannot play video games.

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Reply 1

thisistheend

Hammer to the fingers?

Reply 2

Magnus Taylor

Seduce her before the game starts

Reply 3

willock

As you have said women cant play video games so you shouldn't have any problem as long as you can right?

Reply 4

Pulse.

Intervention + FMJ

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Semtex and Smoke if rules permit.

Reply 5

Toxin

What video games /genre?

Reply 6

username1799509

Original post by AngleAlliance

You can't, because women CAN play video games, and well.

Reply 7

Smilin’ Knight

your gonna get rekt and your never gonna live it down. Enjoy your new status as her bitch

Reply 8

JamesFL

are you from gamergate OP?

Bye.

Original post by AngleAlliance

But she's already better than you, you sausage.

git gud

Original post by AngleAlliance

I have to break it to you, if a female is good at playing games then she is good at playing games.Women can play video games :angry:

. What is this game tournament? Maybe I should join, sounds like my kinda stuff :wink:

. My advice to you would be to keep on practising and maybe to imporve on your gaming skills if you can.
Female gamers are awesome! :biggrin:

(edited 8 years ago)

Reply 13

ImNotReallyMe

She's already distracted you from focusing on the game with her gender, you stand no chance lol!

Reply 14

greylupin

Original post by nadzworldz

I hate to break it to you, if a female is good at playing games then she is good at playing games.Women can play video games :angry:

. What is this game tournamnet? Maybe I should join, sounds like my kinda stuff :wink:

. My advice to you would be to keep on practising and maybe to imporve on your gaming skills if you can.
Female gamers are awesome! :biggrin:

Look like everything has been said here that's required.

Reply 15

nadzworldz

Original post by greylupin

Look like everything has been said here that's required.

Yep

Reply 16

A5ko

If it's a face-to-face challenge go in wearing clothes that haven't been ironed.

Women can't stand non-ironed clothing and will be too distracted to play.

Reply 17

UnicornSparkle13

Original post by A5ko

If it's a face-to-face challenge go in wearing clothes that haven't been ironed.

Women can't stand non-ironed clothing and will be too distracted to play.

She can go in with a bikini and do the same thing. (For the most part)

Reply 18

theperformer

Original post by JamesFL

are you from gamergate OP?

You do realize that ''GamerGate hates womyn!'' narrative was bull**** and had no evidence to support it?

Reply 19

JamesFL

Original post by theperformer

You do realize that ''GamerGate hates womyn!'' narrative was bull**** and had no evidence to support it?

Sweety, if you think continuous death and rape threats in the form of an onslaught of tweets and emails, followed by doxxing of the most prominent feminist critics in games does not constitute women hating then I have sad news for you.

I really don't have the time, will, or patience to debate this, we are a year on and its time to tackle the more core structures which make the games space exclusionary and misogynistic. Don't worry though I'm sure there's a space on 8chan with your name on it where you can go pretend GG was some persecuted group of innocent people torn up and exploited by the feminazi SJW agenda... or do whatever else you spend your saturdays on.