Whenever it's a number 2:
1. Put bluetooth speaker into sink basin and turn it on, it links to the iPad and amplifies the music.
2. Play playlist 't' (t for toilet) which mainly consists of EDM, Mika and Taylor Swift
3. Release any urine available
4. Go on iPad and read interesting news articles, get up to date with current affairs, organise my calendar, post on TSR about my bathroom habits etc. This usually lasts about 30 mins.
5. Do the poo
6. After a number 2, I always like to wash my hands then wash my hair in the sink, so I put a towel around my shoulders, dunk my head into warm water (not the water used to wash my hands), then put on the shampoo, rinse, bring the towel up to dry my hair without getting any water on me below the head, then gel my hair.