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Just booked an escort AMA

As the title says.

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noice!
How long and how much for?
Oh and are you 18?
Why
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Original post by IAmYourdog
noice!
How long and how much for?
Oh and are you 18?


I'm 19 and I booked 2 hours for £160.
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Original post by zzFishstick
Why


A few people I know have used then and talk about how much they loved it and I just wanted to see what it is like.
Ok.
Is it actually yourself that you booked.
Why do think jobs are getting fancy names these days? Example: cleaner = hygiene operative, prostitute = escort.
Original post by Anonymous
A few people I know have used then and talk about how much they loved it and I just wanted to see what it is like.


Fair enough.
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Original post by Anonymous
As the title says.

How old is she?

Do you expect to do any talking or do you just plan on whipping out Mr Dickinson so she can fake her orgasms whilst she simultaneously ponders what will happen in the next episode of Eastenders, giving you the occasional 'do you like that?'?

Edit: I assumed that they are female; are they female?
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Original post by Davalla
How old is she?

Do you expect to do any talking or do you just plan on whipping out Mr Dickinson so she can fake her orgasms whilst she simultaneously ponders what will happen in the next episode of Eastenders, giving you the occasional 'do you like that?'?


Shes 22 and yeah we'll talk at first to get more comfortable around each other.
Original post by Mpagtches
Is it actually yourself that you booked.


No it's not myself
Original post by driftawaay
Why do think jobs are getting fancy names these days? Example: cleaner = hygiene operative, prostitute = escort.


Technically an escort does more than a prostitute since they will go to events and things with clients aswell but I get what you're saying.
Should have gone to Thailand bro. 80 quid an hour isn't actually so bad for the UK but it feels really expensive when you get used to Asia.
Original post by Anonymous
Technically an escort does more than a prostitute since they will go to events and things with clients aswell but I get what you're saying.


TECHNICALLY an escort isnt supposed to sleep with there clients, because thats prostitution and prostitution is illegal.

TECHNICALLY an escort is for social or conversational service.
Original post by voiceofreason234
Should have gone to Thailand bro. 80 quid an hour isn't actually so bad for the UK but it feels really expensive when you get used to Asia.


I'm going to Thailand with mates next year.
Original post by CAElite
TECHNICALLY an escort isnt supposed to sleep with there clients, because thats prostitution and prostitution is illegal.

TECHNICALLY an escort is for social or conversational service.


Prostitution itself is legal, its just soliciting on street corners, kerb crawling and owning or managing a brothel etc that is illegal.
That's seriously expensive. On a typical date that ends up with sex I spend around £30/50 max.

Included with that is good time spend with the person (aka no time limits), fun, jokes, playful touching + sex that is much more intimate and enjoyable than your option of which is essentially just 'banging an expensive hole'.

TLDR version: So, my advice, next time go spend that money on a gym membership, some nice clothes and for a date. Much more worth it.

Thank me later.
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Original post by CAElite
TECHNICALLY an escort isnt supposed to sleep with there clients, because thats prostitution and prostitution is illegal.

Um, are you sure about that? And why so judgmental?
Original post by driftawaay
Why do think jobs are getting fancy names these days? Example: cleaner = hygiene operative, prostitute = escort.


It's political correctness taken to an extreme now where you can't say anything even if it has some truth in case it hurts somebody's feelings.

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