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Original post by sr90
Is your name Santi? Cazorla want is you.




http://imgur.com/oGUV0LD

:lol:
You and I should brie together.
I camembert being without you.


I'm out.
I'd like to insert my ethernet cable in to your RJ45 port :sexface:
Hi. What is your name? :colonhash:
Are you made of 11 protons? Cayse you are sodium fine:u:
Are you a thief? :eek: Because you just stole my heart :love:
Original post by iSerendipity
Are you a thief? :eek: Because you just stole my heart :love:


Aww you.
Original post by william walker
Aww you.


Did it work? I'll be using this on everyone :lol:
Original post by iSerendipity
Did it work? I'll be using this on everyone :lol:


No. I am only looking for an Anglican GF. But it was lovely, thank you. :smile:
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amoham
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Are you a parking ticket? Cuz u got fine written all over you :smug:

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saeed97
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I am a simple man.
After asking for the fair lady's name i gently whisper into her ear: "wanna smash"
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Loyale
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Do you like plotting graphs?
Because I'd totally plot my points all over you
Original post by amoham
Are you a parking ticket? Cuz u got fine written all over you :smug:

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That is just the perfect avatar for that pick up line
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amoham
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Ikr :biggrin:

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You must be tired
"Why?"
You've been running through my head all night. Screaming.

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Original post by william walker
No. I am only looking for an Anglican GF. But it was lovely, thank you. :smile:


Lol William, I wasn't being serious smh :rofl: I wonder if chat up lines really work on anybody though? Would be interested to see what people's reactions are to some of these lines in real life :smile:
Original post by Cherie Amour
Making you a 1. Emmmmbarrassing.


I tried my best
Are you a haunted house?
Because I will cry when I come inside you
Original post by Skill Twix
Are you a haunted house?
Because I will cry when I come inside you


I don't know what's throwing me off more. Crying when you enter a haunted house or crying when you have sex with a woman.
Is your name Joe? Because you've stolen my Hart

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