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saeed97
5
I can cook minute rice in 58 seconds
I have a juicy one but anon is turned off...
Original post by saeed97
I can cook minute rice in 58 seconds


omg you wizard :eek:
my real name isn't Pickle
Original post by bad_username
I have a juicy one but anon is turned off...


Just tell me omg, juicy ones are the best :coma:
Reply 6
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Cpj16
15
Sometimes when my mom isn't home I like to go out to her garden, cover myself in dirt, and pretend I am a carrot.
Original post by picklescamp
my real name isn't Pickle


You've been lyin to me :cry2: Is your surname even scamp? Have you ever been to camp? :angry:
Original post by RainbowKiwi
Just tell me omg, juicy ones are the best :coma:


And ruin my reputation? never! :wink:
Original post by Cpj16
Sometimes when my mom isn't home I like to go out to her garden, cover myself in dirt, and pretend I am a carrot.


Your mum knows, she sneaks back in and watches through the windows :shh:
I'm preggy.
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RobML
6
I'm happily married and have two children
Original post by bad_username
And ruin my reputation? never! :wink:


You lil tease :wink:

Original post by BlindingLight
I'm preggy.


You're Preggy Mitchell? OMG :eek: cue Eastenders drums...
Reply 13
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Cpj16
15
@RainbowKiwi When shes not watching i get naked and cover myself in vaseline and pretend imma slug.
Original post by RobML
I'm happily married and have two children


Don't make me laugh m8 :rofl: Oh, too late :indiff:
Original post by RainbowKiwi
You lil tease :wink:



You're Preggy Mitchell? OMG :eek: cue Eastenders drums...


No. I'm in my thirst trimester.
Original post by Cpj16
@RainbowKiwi When shes not watching i get naked and cover myself in vaseline and pretend imma slug.


you made me choke on my coffee
Original post by picklescamp
my real name isn't Pickle


Tickle my pickle for a nickel tickle my pickle for a nickel tickle my pickle for a nickel (sorry not sorry)

Original post by Cpj16
Sometimes when my mom isn't home I like to go out to her garden, cover myself in dirt, and pretend I am a carrot.


"A classic joke second only to the 'slug' variation. 6/10" - IGN

Original post by BlindingLight
I'm preggy.


Keep telling yourself that bro, it makes the laughing easier :frown:
Original post by RobML
I'm happily married and have two children


Smh and you are perving on girls that are around your childrens age :naughty:
Original post by RainbowKiwi
You lil tease :wink: ...


oh I know :wink:

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