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Original post by Cherie Amour
I don't know what's throwing me off more. Crying when you enter a haunted house or crying when you have sex with a woman.
Go away you!
Original post by Skill Twix
Go away you!
Original post by Cherie Amour
Bah
Original post by Cherie Amour
Don't worry. I agree with you. The nasty twix man is crazy!
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Hiiiii... I've got a 6 inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.
For some reason it doesn't seem to work.
For some reason it doesn't seem to work.
Original post by Skill Twix
Bah
Are you a goat?
Original post by phoenixsilver
Oh.
Original post by Skill Twix
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Is your name Iniesta? Because I'd love to Andres you.
Inspirational
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Hello m'lovely I was at the other end of the street and I couldn't help but notice your beautiful aesthetics 
Oh thank you
Eh no problem my names xxx by the way and yours? *shakes hand*
Oh thank you
Eh no problem my names xxx by the way and yours? *shakes hand*
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For LOTR fans, let me explore your hobbit hole.
For HP fans, you make a silver light erupt from my wand.
For SW fans, check out my six-inch lightsaber; the force is strong with this one.
For Indy fans, I'd like to crack you with my bullwhip.
For all romantically helpless nerds like me, you're welcome.
For HP fans, you make a silver light erupt from my wand.
For SW fans, check out my six-inch lightsaber; the force is strong with this one.
For Indy fans, I'd like to crack you with my bullwhip.
For all romantically helpless nerds like me, you're welcome.
Original post by Spock's Socks
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and landed on your head?
Original post by A Gentleman
Hello m'lovely I was at the other end of the street and I couldn't help but notice your beautiful aesthetics
Oh thank you
Eh no problem my names xxx by the way and yours? *shakes hand*
Oh thank you
Eh no problem my names xxx by the way and yours? *shakes hand*
"beautiful aesthetics" - dayyuum, who said romance and the English language are dead?
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Original post by Mochassassin
"beautiful aesthetics" - dayyuum, who said romance and the English language are dead?
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I'm sorry, I saw you from an angle and was lost in your radians.
Original post by Nuclear Ghost
I'm sorry, I saw you from an angle and was lost in your radians.
Not sure if giving an example or using the line on me...
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Original post by Cherie Amour
Are you a goat?
Oh.
Oh.
Could be
Will you help me find something in the back of my van? 
*pushes them in the van* 
*pushes them in the van* Original post by Mochassassin
Well, like you, it would be a bad one to waste.
Original post by Nuclear Ghost
Well, like you, it would be a bad one to waste.
Kudos.
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