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Lights dimmed is absolutely fine. Bright lights - hurts my eyes and complete darkness is not fun; you can't see a damn thing! Also semen shouldn't smell bad, unless the guy hasn't washed properly . . . :colone:
Are you people still humouring this guy?
m9 protip: tsr is full of virgins.

Buy some loc's, ear plugs and put a peg on your nose.
That's not sex, I mean real sex... Dirty, sweaty and loud.. Over covers.. Yep..
Original post by Anonymous
The penis goes into the vagina, the man ejaculates into the vagina. That's what sex is.


You've really schooled me there, anon :rolleyes:
Original post by Ser Alex Toyne
Are you people still humouring this guy?


Admit it he's funnier than most trolls.
Original post by Danny the Geezer
Admit it he's funnier than most trolls.


Meh, the only good trolls are the religious/feminist ones.
I remember my friend saying back when she had severe body issues, that the first time she had sex with her boyfriend, she'd only agree to do it, if she made a small hole in her leggings, where the opening is. So as to show as little skin as possible.


It's only now dawned on me, why didn't she just turn the lights off...
Original post by Anonymous
The penis goes into the vagina, the man ejaculates into the vagina. That's what sex is.


Oh how little, so very very little that you actually know youngling. Come back in ten years after a few partners and say that.
I'm pretty sure you'll forget to "keep quiet" if the guy is a good one :rofl:
Original post by Josb
Indeed, you're not him. This is even more disturbing that two weirdos like you two exist.


plusle got banned so if Anon #1 stops replying now, we'll know whether it's the same person XD
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I'm the opposite, give me noises, out of the covers (heck being in bed isn't even neccesary) with dim lighting to enjoy the ecstatic torment that is sex.
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Original post by RainbowKiwi
plusle got banned so if Anon #1 stops replying now, we'll know whether it's the same person XD


I could rep both. :dontknow:
Unless it's his dupe.
Original post by Josb
I could rep both. :dontknow:
Unless it's his dupe.


I dunno how the anon function works tbh, does it matter that you can rep both?
Reply 74
Original post by RainbowKiwi
I dunno how the anon function works tbh, does it matter that you can rep both?


If it's the same user, you can't rep him when he's anon.
Original post by Josb
If it's the same user, you can't rep him when he's anon.


go anon, lemme try repping you again. I don't think that's true.
Original post by RainbowKiwi
go anon, lemme try repping you again. I don't think that's true.

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Original post by Anonymous
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wait, how do I know it's you and not an imposter? :rofl: tell me what you wanted from me earlier today...
Original post by RainbowKiwi
wait, how do I know it's you and not an imposter? :rofl: tell me what you wanted from me earlier today...


nudes?
Original post by Anonymous
nudes?


I just repped you. omg I've been tricked by an imposter :eek: :rofl:

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