I applauded midway through someone playing a piece (in my defence, it was a long break).
I drooled on someone's face while kissing her.
I said hi to a room full of people and no one said a word.
A pigeon pooped on my trousers on a date in the park.
My mum, sister and I paid to tour a historical building (locked, only tour guides had keys to it and locked it when we went in). My sister needed the toilet from before and wandered around the building on her own (which she's not suppose to do) looking for a toilet. The tour guide said something incorrectly, she probably says the same things every day multiple times a day, but she apologised saying 'I'm sorry, does that girl need to go somewhere?' And at that moment I tried to look as dissimilar as possible from my sister.
We moved to another room and she tried the exit with my mum, and you could hear the locks rattling and my palm hitting my head.