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Corbyn is a very very bad man

I woke up with a slight cough this morning. I think it's clear that Jeremy Corbyn caused my cold.

What else has Corbyn done?

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He wants to disband any military/nuclear force we have and turn the British Isles into Alton Towers for immigrants.
I woke up today and found out it was raining , to add insult to injury,when i went to put milk into my cereals there was no milk

Why does cobyn do this to us T-T
Original post by Evening
He wants to disband any military/nuclear force we have and turn the British Isles into Alton Towers for immigrants.


I don't think that's all true, but I'm certain that he wants to destroy all theme parks with high explosives on a Sunday afternoon.
Original post by Fullofsurprises
I woke up with a slight cough this morning. I think it's clear that Jeremy Corbyn caused my cold.

What else has Corbyn done?


He will certainly ban University Challenge as an elitist bourgeois tool for suppressing the proletariat
Original post by the bear
He will certainly ban University Challenge as an elitist bourgeois tool for suppressing the proletariat


It would be permitted to have technical colleges from Northern cities compete, provided that the quizmaster was replaced with a unionised official.
Based on the thread title, I thought this thread would be devoted to the very niche fetishism of Corbyn BDSM.
Original post by SerArthurDayne
I woke up today and found out it was raining


Can confirm that this is Corbyn's fault, it's raining here too. Did it rain this much before Corbyn was elected leader? Nope.
#ThanksCorbyn is the new #ThanksObama
Original post by Fullofsurprises
It would be permitted to have technical colleges from Northern cities compete, provided that the quizmaster was replaced with a unionised official.


and that anyone could have access to the answers before the show for the sum of £3
Original post by Plagioclase
Can confirm that this is Corbyn's fault, it's raining here too. Did it rain this much before Corbyn was elected leader? Nope.


Also a little chilly here in London, around these parts we call it "Corbyn-cast" as in "overcast"....
The price of popcorn has gone up due to increased demand following the news of the past few days :sad:
I live in a Conservative held constituency, and it's raining today. This is clearly part of some socialist plot for me to treat my neighbour's tumble drier as if it were my own, escalating to the whole village ending up in a mile long queue waiting to use a Labour party approved launderette this time next year.

If it keeps raining, I too will end up with a cold. Therefore we must assume that Corbyn's Britain will be a desolate land filled with damp clothes and runny noses. Stop this madness. If anyone needs me, I'll be guarding the airing cupboard.
Original post by A.Mifflin
I live in a Conservative held constituency, and it's raining today. This is clearly part of some socialist plot for me to treat my neighbour's tumble drier as if it were my own, escalating to the whole village ending up in a mile long queue waiting to use a Labour party approved launderette this time next year.

If it keeps raining, I too will end up with a cold. Therefore we must assume that Corbyn's Britain will be a desolate land filled with damp clothes and runny noses. Stop this madness. If anyone needs me, I'll be guarding the airing cupboard.


Draw weapons! The socialist hordes are descending on your village shortly.
Corbyn will also ban crosswords and Sudokus as they promote bourgeois models of learning and knowledge which are inappropriate for the People's Party.
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Corbyn will also ban crosswords and Sudokus as they promote bourgeois models of learning and knowledge which are inappropriate for the People's Party.


Sudoku, for example, visibly seeks to infer that worker bonuses should be limited to the numbers "1-9" - this is totally unacceptable. A standard 43% increase for all roles is the * minimum * starting point for any collective bargaining agreement.

Death to the running dog imperialism of the bourgeois newspaper quiz columns!
I came her hoping the op would follow from the title.

Corbyn is a very very bad man...

Someone needs to smack his bottom.


Disappointed to say the least
The Southern Antarctic Peninsula Ice Sheet has become dangerously unstable recently... and i think we know why...

:captain:
yeah I agree but I don't get the women and jobs bit......
Judging by the BBC's front page, Corbyn wants to leave us defenseless against the mighty threat of world super-power North Korea. How can we trust such a man to lead the country?!

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