I'm incredibly tired but all I desire is cuddles - not sleep.

Reply 20

TorpidPhil

OP

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Original post by drowzee

Don't judge me. :mad:

I have like 8 teddies on my bed. :h:

No it's not. :frown:

Aw that's cute, was it a crush? You should cuddle it, it's a good substitute.

I don't think a 6 year old's impulses to stroke a ~14 year old's hair constitutes a crush lol, but I guess it was as much of a crush that a pre-pubescent child is capable of?

I'm off to try cuddling both :biggrin:

Reply 21

TorpidPhil

OP

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Original post by Most Competitive

Man up OP

I really don't appreciate these comments. Merely because I doubt you'd say these things to me in person. Nor is there any basis for me behaving any different from how I do now on the basis of my genitalia. Yet it is enabling and encouraging sexism on a subconscious level and I just dislike it.

How do you define manly? If I tear your limbs off in a street fight does that mean you can still be the 'bigger man'? No, don't think so. So shut up.

Reply 22

Most Competitive

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Original post by TorpidPhil

I really don't appreciate these comments. Merely because I doubt you'd say these things to me in person. Nor is there any basis for me behaving any different from how I do now on the basis of my genitalia. Yet it is enabling and encouraging sexism on a subconscious level and I just dislike it.

How do you define manly? If I tear your limbs off in a street fight does that mean you can still be the 'bigger man'? No, don't think so. So shut up.

Well, good luck with that (Taekwondo black belt here).

Asking for cuddles on an Internet forum is a bit pathetic by anyone's standards.

Reply 23

StrawbAri

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Original post by TorpidPhil

Nooo I have a cute little JRT but he's too small. I can't spoon with him on the sofa :P And he's not as warm as a human with their big podgy huggable bellies and their amazing majestic long, hair...

You make me cry

Reply 24

driftawaay

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Original post by RainbowKiwi

Grab a pillow and squeeze :-)

...with your legs :sexface:

Reply 25

TheonlyMrsHolmes

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Original post by driftawaay

...with your legs :sexface:

Reply 26

TorpidPhil

OP

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Original post by Most Competitive

Well, good luck with that (Taekwondo black belt here).

Asking for cuddles on an Internet forum is a bit pathetic by anyone's standards.

Shotokan karate black belt (trained for 8years). Train MMA and Muay Thai atm as well as practice yoga, weightlifting and cardio training (HIIT). Am in the police. Have been stabbed before. Rough upbringing. Many school-fights. 80kg, 14% body fat. I'm almost certain I'd dislocate your arms out of their sockets within 2minutes if we were in a cage so you couldn't run away - no rules. Even with MMA rules.

I didn't ask for cuddles Mr Perceptive. I was merely expressing my state of mind. What's pathetic about that? On the contrary being secure about my personality and my emotions is entirely not pathetic. It is superior. The world would be a better place if more people acted like that rather than running around acting out facades on the basis of appeasing the prejudices of other folk and then holding prejudices of their own.

(edited 8 years ago)

Reply 27

RainbowKiwi

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Original post by driftawaay

...with your legs :sexface:

Just had a flashback to one of your threads :sexface:

Reply 28

IFoundWonderland

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Original post by TorpidPhil

Nooo I have a cute little JRT but he's too small. I can't spoon with him on the sofa :P And he's not as warm as a human with their big podgy huggable bellies and their amazing majestic long, hair...

Wott

Reply 29

TorpidPhil

OP

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Original post by william walker

We can do that if you like. :giggle:

Meet me half way and suuurreeeeee.

Reply 30

TorpidPhil

OP

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Original post by ILovePancakes

Wott

You're jelly of fat people now aren't you? XD

Reply 31

IFoundWonderland

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Original post by TorpidPhil

You're jelly of fat people now aren't you? XD

No thank you :hand:

Reply 32

Little Popcorns

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Original post by Most Competitive

Man up OP

I'll man you up in a minute

*socks Most Competitive in the face*

Reply 33

Anon_98

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Original post by TorpidPhil

So so so tired. My eyyeees cannot stay open. It's a fight. But despite that my mind is too woo-woo atm to allow me to sleep.

I am having serious cuddling urges. I wonder why. But I just want to hug someone while lying down on the couch so badly.

*gaaaahhh* I just had to let that out :P

Gonna close my eyes again now.

XD Aww, this is actually adorable. :woo:

I'd give you a virtual hug but somehow I don't think that'll do it. ^-^

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Reply 34

It's****ingWOODY

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Have a quick tug, I don't wanna cuddle any ****er after I've blown my beans :biggrin:

Reply 35

Most Competitive

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Original post by TorpidPhil

Shotokan karate black belt (trained for 8years). Train MMA and Muay Thai atm as well as practice yoga, weightlifting and cardio training (HIIT). Am in the police. Have been stabbed before. Rough upbringing. Many school-fights. 80kg, 14% body fat. I'm almost certain I'd dislocate your arms out of their sockets within 2minutes if we were in a cage so you couldn't run away - no rules. Even with MMA rules.

I didn't ask for cuddles Mr Perceptive. I was merely expressing my state of mind. What's pathetic about that? On the contrary being secure about my personality and my emotions is entirely not pathetic. It is superior. The world would be a better place if more people acted like that rather than running around acting out facades on the basis of appeasing the prejudices of other folk and then holding prejudices of their own.

Yes, I'm sure you would :rolleyes:

So here's hoping that we don't come face to face.

"All I desire is cuddles" makes it sound a bit like you're fishing for sympathy/attention, but whatever.

Reply 36

aamirac

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Original post by Most Competitive

Yes, I'm sure you would :rolleyes:

So here's hoping that we don't come face to face.

"All I desire is cuddles" makes it sound a bit like you're fishing for sympathy/attention, but whatever.

There is nothing wrong with wanting cuddles, :unimpressed:

, go away.

Reply 37

chantalc

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i know how you feel ugh

Reply 38

TorpidPhil

OP

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Original post by WoodyMKC

Have a quick tug, I don't wanna cuddle any ****er after I've blown my beans :biggrin:

Not horny at all atm though :L

Just emotionally lonely. It's weird tbh. It's quite uncommon for the hugging desires to be as strong as they are atm though.

Original post by Most Competitive

Yes, I'm sure you would :rolleyes:

So here's hoping that we don't come face to face.

"All I desire is cuddles" makes it sound a bit like you're fishing for sympathy/attention, but whatever.

Maybe I am fishing for sympathy/attention. This is pathetic why? I am incredibly lonely and it hurts me. TSR is a coping mechanism. It helps me stay somewhat productive alongside fluoxetine and some wonderful people I speak to online. You saying "man up OP" achieves what exactly? It's just rude. Inconsiderate and unnecessary. If you expected me to just be fishing for sympathy/attention then don't click the damn thread. It doesn't need your negativity.