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Reply 120
Original post by DiceTheSlice
Does he turn you on with his walking stick?


I suppose it depends where he puts said walking stick.
LMAO this is hilarious, the old man has done well!
I'm 140.But like Hancock I don't age.
Reply 123
Original post by Imperion
Would be better if he was 69 :colone:


hahahaahahahahahahahahahaha
Original post by Juichiro
Take a look at OP's previous posts. OP is likely to be a troll.


Yeah its probably a bored 12 year old

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OP does he fall asleep on you when you're having sex?



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Original post by Ahmed766
Even grandpa seems to be getting more action than me.. Damn.


Your time will come..just wait about 40-50 more years

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Reply 127
Original post by TheGreatImposter
OP does he fall asleep on you when you're having sex?
There speaks the voice of experience!
Reply 128
Original post by KarleyCanDoIt
i just need to know how to tell my parents. only my best friend knows about it. she doesn't like him, but she knows we love each other.


PM me your parents number. I'll tell them for you. I'll tell them what you've been doing to his brains
Reply 129
Original post by stochasticking
Does he forget who you are sometimes ?


he thinks he is shagging a new bird each time haha
Original post by pbw
he thinks he is shagging a new bird each time haha

Lol I was thinking maybe he forgets who she is mid-way through sex :redface:
Reply 131
Original post by AlexS101
I'm really hoping that this is a troll post...
If not speak to a mental health professional at the first opportunity, it sounds like you need help.


she'll probably do it with him as well and say "I'm in love with my therapist and I don't know how to tell my catholic parents"
Reply 132
Original post by stochasticking
Lol I was thinking maybe he forgets who she is mid-way through sex :redface:


ahhh Karley, ahh Karley...ahhh who are you....ahhh f*** it.....ahhhh "babe"
Original post by Simes
There speaks the voice of experience!


But. But. How did you know?

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Original post by pbw
ahhh Karley, ahh Karley...ahhh who are you....ahhh f*** it.....ahhhh "babe"


Hahah "say my name " ... "Say my name babe"
"I don't remember!"
Original post by Mihael_Keehl
It's not your fault.

It's not your fault your father Gene ran away.

He just disliked his job at the post office.

Spoiler



Supernatural fan by any chance? I do love Castiel :tongue:
Original post by KarleyCanDoIt
i've known him for two years now. i did some work experience where my mum works in a nursing home. that's where i met him. he was really nice at first, and i didn't think anything of it. but i just couldn't stop thinking about him. about a week later i helped tidy his room and brought him a cup of tea. we were taking about things for a couple of hours, and he told me his daughter had just gave him her old iphone. i gave him my number so we could text each other, he was really nice.

a couple of days later we started sexting each other. at first i didn't he liked me in that way, but now when i think about it, it kind of makes sense.

a couple of months later when i turned 16 i visited him, and we had sex. he is the first person i've had sex with. he suffers from dementia, and i sometimes do his food shopping for him. but we're thinking of making our relationship official, but i'm not sure my parents would be okay with it.

what should i tell them? i love him so much.



What the actual ****...
looool he has dementia but he remembered who you were when you visited him. Trrooolllll
Reply 138
OP, change your user-name to KarleyCanDoOAPs
Reply 139
Original post by stochasticking
Hahah "say my name " ... "Say my name babe"
"I don't remember!"
I wonder if David Cameron calls Samantha Cameron 'Babe' when he's giving her the pork sword?

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