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Is anyone else sick of the same old dating cliches?

like:

"You just never know when you'll find the one" aka "You'll never find the one"

and:

"There's someone out there for everyone" aka "Yeah, so in a sea of 7bn people I can't find them"

:nopity: :nopity:
For your sake I hope cupid shoots you right where it hurts one day.
I’ve been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I’m still a virgin.
It has been very torturous.
College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex, and fun, and pleasure. But in those years I’ve had to rot in loneliness.
It’s not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me.
I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it.
It’s an injustice, a crime, because I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect guy, and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men, instead of me, the supreme gentlemen.
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Original post by Danny the Geezer
like:

"You just never know when you'll find the one" aka "You'll never find the one"

and:

"There's someone out there for everyone" aka "Yeah, so in a sea of 7bn people I can't find them"

:nopity: :nopity:


talk about thirsty you will actually date anyone
The salt only makes you more thirsty OP

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Original post by SwedishRedhead
I’ve been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I’m still a virgin.
It has been very torturous.
College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex, and fun, and pleasure. But in those years I’ve had to rot in loneliness.
It’s not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me.
I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it.
It’s an injustice, a crime, because I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect guy, and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men, instead of me, the supreme gentlemen.


:pierre:

Elliot please.
Original post by thecatwithnohat
For your sake I hope cupid shoots you right where it hurts one day.


thats the most romantic thing I've heard in ages:love:
Original post by SwedishRedhead
I’ve been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I’m still a virgin.
It has been very torturous.
College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex, and fun, and pleasure. But in those years I’ve had to rot in loneliness.
It’s not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me.
I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it.
It’s an injustice, a crime, because I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect guy, and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men, instead of me, the supreme gentlemen.


probably why you're single if thats how you go about things
Original post by chantalc
probably why you're single if thats how you go about things


Trust me, the kinda guy who talks like that is the kinda guy who ends up slaying in the end



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Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal
Trust me, the kinda guy who talks like that is the kinda guy who ends up slaying in the end


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guys who think they deserve and can get any girl are the worst imo
Original post by chantalc
guys who think they deserve and can get any girl are the worst imo


Indeed


but I think that guy is making a joke


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Isla_Vista_killings
Original post by SwedishRedhead
I’ve been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I’m still a virgin.
It has been very torturous.
College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex, and fun, and pleasure. But in those years I’ve had to rot in loneliness.
It’s not fair. You girls have never been attracted to me.
I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it.
It’s an injustice, a crime, because I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect guy, and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious men, instead of me, the supreme gentlemen.


in after elliot rodger's ghost
Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal
Indeed


but I think that guy is making a joke


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Isla_Vista_killings


oh, thats not funny

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