My GF sucks at making tea/coffee and frying eggs
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Original post by thecatwithnohat
Don't worry, I feel a bit on egg when I meet people for the first time too
I won't ever go up to someone and start talking to them, and it annoys me when people try and egg me on to do so
I'm glad you understand though. You seem to know eggsactly where I am coming from
Original post by thecatwithnohat
Don't worry, I feel a bit on egg when I meet people for the first time too
I want to fertilise your eggs.
Am I doing it right???
I'm glad everyone in this thread can see the sunny side up eggs of the situation.
Original post by rat poison
Your puns are just eggcellent.
bbOriginal post by i<3milkshake
I won't ever go up to someone and start talking to them, and it annoys me when people try and egg me on to do so
I'm glad you understand though. You seem to know eggsactly where I am coming from
I'm glad you understand though. You seem to know eggsactly where I am coming from
If you don't approach, you will not get a gf. You've got to try eggstra hard to pluck up the courage to approach a girl
Original post by Xotol
I want to fertilise your eggs.
Am I doing it right???
Am I doing it right???
You're so romantic
meet me in 10Original post by thecatwithnohat bb
If you don't approach, you will not get a gf. You've got to try eggstra hard to pluck up the courage to approach a girl
You're so romantic meet me in 10
bbIf you don't approach, you will not get a gf. You've got to try eggstra hard to pluck up the courage to approach a girl
You're so romantic
meet me in 10This can get messy. Catwithnohat got me walking on egg shells innit.
Original post by rat poison
This can get messy. Catwithnohat got me walking on egg shells innit.
was trained to tug on your heart strings
Original post by thecatwithnohat
was trained to tug on your heart strings
This doesn't have an egg pun?
Original post by rat poison
This doesn't have an egg pun?
well its late and I'm eggstremely tired, didn't know there was a pun thing going on between us too m9
Original post by thecatwithnohat
well its late and I'm eggstremely tired, didn't know there was a pun thing going on between us too m9
Jesus Christ I said "eggcellent" and 'egg shells.'
I'm just gonna kill myself.
So much egg on my face right now
Original post by rat poison
Jesus Christ I said "eggcellent" and 'egg shells.'
I'm just gonna kill myself.
So much egg on my face right now
I'm just gonna kill myself.
So much egg on my face right now
oh omg, sorry I'll eggcuse myself 
Original post by thecatwithnohat oh omg, sorry I'll eggcuse myself
oh omg, sorry I'll eggcuse myself Just when I thought I was an eggstrovert.
Original post by rat poison
Just when I thought I was an eggstrovert.
stop over-eggsaggerating!
Original post by thecatwithnohat
stop over-eggsaggerating!
Let me just eggsit this thread altogether then.
Original post by rat poison
Let me just eggsit this thread altogether then.
You have the spirit of an egg that fell and split on the floor
Original post by thecatwithnohat
You have the spirit of an egg that fell and split on the floor
Should I be more eggcited?
Original post by rat poison
Should I be more eggcited?
yes, I'd be eggstatic if you were!
Original post by thecatwithnohat
yes, I'd be eggstatic if you were!
I've run out of egg puns
Is this what were you eggspecting?
Original post by rat poison
I've run out of egg puns
Is this what were you eggspecting?
Is this what were you eggspecting?
woah you set me up for a giant anti-climax
I'm extremely disappointed rat poisonOriginal post by thecatwithnohat
woah you set me up for a giant anti-climax I'm extremely disappointed rat poison
I'm extremely disappointed rat poisonHave to psyche out the comp.
But I think the one who's run out of egg puns is in fact you, baby.
Original post by rat poison
Have to psyche out the comp.
But I think the one who's run out of egg puns is in fact you, baby.
But I think the one who's run out of egg puns is in fact you, baby.
*EGGSTREMELY
allow me
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