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dash52
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Original post by mikes19
Well done :smile: . Some people are so lucky, never had one and I am 21 :frown:


I'm not surprised...
Original post by ILovePancakes
You believe him? :lolwut:


No, not really, he's a ridiculously obvious troll, we all know that. It was just a roundabout way of saying "I'd have thought that someone like yourself would be incapable of getting a girlfriend" :u:
wow such congrats

Original post by queen-bee
OP,what happened to the being humble advice?


I think you're confusing me with someone...anyone else.
Original post by ZuluK
We need pics as proof!!! Or you are making this up.

Oh and congrats if it's true :smile:


Original post by william walker
Where is my pic? :biggrin:


Original post by RainbowKiwi
Pics or it didn't happen.



Obviously I can't post pics lol

Let me say tho

Face is about 6/10, I think she's in her early thirties, but I haven't the courage to ask exactly.
Body is like 8/10 - really nice ass.
Original post by Awesome Genius
Obviously I can't post pics lol

Let me say tho

Face is about 6/10, I think she's in her early thirties, but I haven't the courage to ask exactly.
Body is like 8/10 - really nice ass.


Wait, u don't know the age of ur own gf? :erm:
Original post by RainbowKiwi
Wait, u don't know the age of ur own gf? :erm:


Well we only met yesterday.
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kkboyk
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You should stop wearing your tighty whities from now on, unless you're confident she won't be put off from it...
Original post by Awesome Genius
Well we only met yesterday.


So you know she is your "girlfriend" as opposed to a girl acquaintance how...?
Original post by Awesome Genius
Well we only met yesterday.


If true, let us bow our heads and pray that it lasts for longer than 3 weeks lmao.
Original post by TorpidPhil
So you know she is your "girlfriend" as opposed to a girl acquaintance how...?


We went for dinner and then went back to my flat. And we;re doing something similar tomorrow. And she replies to my iMessages really quickly - thats a good sign.
Original post by RainbowKiwi
If true, let us bow our heads and pray that it lasts for longer than 3 weeks lmao.
Does talking on tinder count?


Let me say tho

Face is about 6/10, I think she's in her early thirties, but I haven't the courage to ask exactly.
Body is like 8/10 - really nice ass.


and comes complete with one of these? :wink:

Original post by Awesome Genius
We went for dinner and then went back to my flat. And we;re doing something similar tomorrow. And she replies to my iMessages really quickly - thats a good sign.


You're so ridiculous. 1 date and someone replying fast to your texts doesn't make them your girlfriend...
Original post by dash52
you dont have a penis the same size as mine fgt


How do you know?:colonhash:
Original post by TorpidPhil
You're so ridiculous. 1 date and someone replying fast to your texts doesn't make them your girlfriend...


Could you link me to pdf of the contract? Ill print one out and get her to sign it tomorrow.
... i wonder if she knows she's his girlfriend
Original post by RainbowKiwi
Wait, u don't know the age of ur own gf? :erm:


I once dated someone who thought I was 27. I was 24.
How much did she cost?

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